all standard disclaimers apply. Marie, Logan, and Scott belong to Marvel comics. but Brian is mine.
Logan shifted uncomfortably under his son's gaze, rubbing the back of his neck.
"Look," he said trying to get the words right. "When a man and a woman love each other they tend to want to do certain things with their partners."
"What things?" Brian asked curiously cocking his head to the side as he stared at his father.
"Uh…" Logan stammered wishing to high heaven that he was anywhere else besides here. "Uh…things."
He was promptly whacked upside the head by his wife.
"Logan ya need ta explain it properly to him," she scolded before turning toward their son who was looking highly entertained.
"Brian the things that yer cowardly father doesn't want ta talk about is sex," she continued ignoring the glare Logan directed at her.
Brian stared at his mother gobsmacked while Logan groaned.
"Marie I thought that we had agreed to do this together," he muttered eyeing his wife who simply shrugged.
"Ya were taking too long ta explain it ta him," Marie said before turning back to their gobsmacked son. "Brian shut yer mouth. You'll catch flies if yer not careful."
Brian immediately snapped his mouth shut.
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Two hours later Brian staggered out of the room a slightly sick look on his face as Logan and Marie watched feeling slightly sorry for the boy.
"Do ya think we should have told him about AIDS?" Marie asked a little worried as she watched her son stagger down the hallway and into his room.
"Nah," Logan muttered as he wrapped his arms around her waist. "That would have only disgusted him more."
"You're probably right Sugah," Marie said leaning back into her husband's chest.
"Maybe we should have had Scooter give him the talk," Logan mused laying his chin on top of Marie's chestnut and white head.
Marie twisted her head around trying to stare at her husband in shock and surprise but wasn't having any luck. Finally she turned around in his arms to face Logan.
"Ya actually wanted Scott ta tell Brian about sex?!" she demanded, a stunned expression on her face.
"It crossed my mind," he said shrugging wincing slightly when Marie hit his chest. "What?"
"Ya are very sneaky Sugah," Marie said giggling before burying her face in his chest and shaking with laughter.
Logan started to laugh as well, his shoulder shaking as his laughter increased.
A/N: i had a blast writing this for my teacher. i swear i has laughing so hard i nearly fell out of my chair. luckily someone caught me. though it wasn't who i wanted to catch me. (glares at Remy who is leaning against the wall idly playing with a card looking smug.) got to go. i have a Cajun i have to go castrate. (Remy runs off looking scared.) GET THE HELL BACK HERE SWAMP RAT!