9/12/2011
I awaken with a start. I try to move my arms and legs; but I soon realize that I am bound to some sort of object. I'm blind folded and I think I'm naked.
"Johnny! Johnny! This isn't funny baby. You know how much I hate the dark. Are you there baby? John!" I yell. No answer. I hear a door open and a few seconds later, my blindfold is removed.
"Hello Randy." My kidnapper says.
"Who the fuck are you?" I ask him.
"You can call me Z. I sent a text to Mr. McMahon demanding seven million dollars. He has seven days to pay me, and if I don't get my money by the 19th, I am going to kill you." He says.
"Kill me? Ah hell no. Is this some sick joke? Mike! You can come out now. This isn't funny anymore!" I yell.
"Shut up!" He yells as he slaps me across the face.
"Fuck you!" I yell as I get slapped again.
John's P.O.V
I awaken to the sound of knocking. I sit up in bed, and after rubbing the sleep out of my eyes, I get up and make my way to the door. I open the door and I am greeted with the sight of a distraught looking Mr. McMahon.
"John! Randy...Randy's been kidnapped." Mr. McMahon says.
"What?" I ask as I rub my eyes.
"I...I just got a text message from some guy, saying that if I don't pay him seven million dollars by the 19th, he's going to kill Randy." Mr. McMahon says.
"Wait, wait, wait, wait wait. What?" I ask.
"You're husband has been kidnapped!" He yells.
"Oh my god!" I say as I push past Mr. McMahon and run out into the hall.
"We...we need to call the police. He...he can't kill my Randy. I...I need him. I...I can't live without him." I say as I collapse to the ground and start crying.
"I...I already called the police. They're going to be here in a couple of minutes. I...I need you to calm down John. I'm sure Randy's ok." He says.
"Calm down? Calm down? My husband has been kidnapped and you're asking me to calm down? Who the fuck do you think you are?" I ask angrily.
"I'm sorry John." Mr. McMahon says as he wraps his arms around me. I hear a door open and I look behind me. Kelly, and her girlfriend Melina exit there room and Kelly notices that I am crying, so she runs over to me, sits down next to me, and wraps her arms around me.
"What's wrong John?" Kelly asks me.
"Randy...Randy's been kidnapped." I say as I hiccup.
"Did...did you call the police? Please tell me you called the police." Kelly says.
"I called the police. They're going to be here in a couple of minutes." Mr. McMahon says.
"What...what are we going to do? I...I can't let him kill my Randy." I say as more tears escape my eyes.
"Shhhhhh John. It's going to be ok." Kelly says as he gives me a kiss on the cheek.
"What the hells going on out here?" Phil asks as he walks out of a room a few feet away from us. Phil gets kind of angry when you wake him up.
"Randy." I say as I hiccup again.
"Randy's been kidnapped." Kelly says as I pull away from Kelly and Mr. McMahon and stand up.
"Did...did you call the police. I...I can't lose my best friend." Phil says as he starts to cry. He walks over to me and wraps his arms around me and I cry into his shoulder and he cries into my shoulder. Phil, Randy, and I have been best friends for six years.
"I called the police. They're going to be here in a couple of minutes." Mr. McMahon says. His phone makes a sound, so he takes it out of his pocket and starts reading the text message.
"The clock is ticking." Mr. McMahon says.
"Who the fuck are you!" Mr. McMahon yells as he throws his phone on the ground. He's about to stomp on it; but Kelly quickly picks the phone up.
"What the fuck do you think you're doing? This phone is our only line of communication with the man who kiddnapped Randy." Kelly says.
"Randy." I mumble into Phil's shoulder. I hear a few doors open and pretty soon the hall is filled with superstars and divas.
"What's going on out here?" Natalya asks.
"Randy's been kidnapped!" I yell angrilly.
Is Randy going to be ok? You'll have to read the story to find out.
