Don't own X-Men. Don't Own Logan or Rouge ... All I own is my twisted little brain that thinks too much and a rather extensive knowlegde of how people talk.

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"Say it!" Jubilee whined biting her lip and bouncing up and down excitedly.

"No," He growled over his shoulder and continued walking down the hall his shoulders hunched.

"COME ON! JUST SAY IT!" She pleaded, "One more time, PLEASE?"

"NO!" He turned on her snarling.

Kitty was just behind Jubilee's right shoulder and she poked out her lip pathetically. "Please?"

Rogue stepped out of a classroom right into the path of Logan's death stare. "Whoa! Wha's all this?"

He rolled his eyes when Jubilee began talking very quickly.

"Well, ya see, we were in the Danger Room and I was doin relly good, kicking some serious Brotherhood BUTT! THEN, the program stops and he opens the door and starts screaming like RELLY loud!"

"I wasn't screaming," He said, using deliberately quiet tones.

"Oh, yeah you were!" Kitty said grinning, "You were all like," She rolled her eyes back in her head and bared her teeth working her jaws up and down comically, "'What are you girls doin' in here? What have I told you? What has EVERYONE told you-"

"JUST SAY IT!" Jubilee pleaded, dropping to her knees her hands clasped under her chin.

He growled and rolled his eyes, rubbing his forehead for a moment in utter annoyance before looking up at the sky as if pleading with God to grant him one wish. Strike Jubilee mute for one day? Please, just ONE day?

Rogue shook her head, "You two leave hem alone, just go … Do sumthin' he ain't done no one inny harm."

Jubilee rolled her eyes and climbed to her feet, "I'll get ya, one day, I'll get ya'," She winked at Logan and began a leisurely walk down the hall with Kitty whispering and giggling by her side.

"You sed it didn' you," Rogue smiled and took his hand, twining her fingers with his as they walked upstairs to their room.

He sighed, "What is it with you Americans? Why is it so funny when I say 'aboat'?"

Rogue giggled, "Never my-nd."