The Truth
Also known as:
Sodium Pentathol
A/N: Just FYI, I do not own anything, no FMA, and none of the many songs mentioned in here. I do own the idea of using Sodium Pentathol as a pivotal plot device though, so please don't steal it. (Oh, and this fanfic does not commend use of Sodium Pentathol as a recreational drug. Please use it only under guide of a physician, and no, it won't do what's outlined here, it is a serious drug that causes brain damage, so please do not take it) Just so ya know; all the words in italics are lyrics. Some are from popular songs, others…not so much. I've got Pussycat Dolls, Greenday, and Avril Lavigne here, and Justin Timberlake, just to name a few, along with lots I just don't know (just listening to the radio, and it doesn't always say what the name or artist of the song is ), and own absolutely none of them. Thank you, please R&R. :D i luv my fans!
"'Once every few years, a higher up in Central must be dosed with a shot of Sodium Pentathol, more commonly known as 'Truth serum'. Not only does this cause great laughs for the lower downs; but also all spies and conspirators are obviously rooted out. The drug is administered by someone of slightly higher rank, who is responsible for supervision of that person until all affects have faded. There must also be someone of even lower rank supervising both of these individuals, to guard against possible conspirators. Due to obvious schedule conflictions, civilians may be present at any point during this procedure.'" Havoc grinned, "In other words, Colonel, you've got to spend a day with Hawkeye when she's tripping out on truth stuff. I get to watch, and you still can balance that date with the flower girl, who I'm sure wouldn't mind watching you work, but would be very hurt if you were to cancel ANOTHER date with her." He casually snapped the military manual in his hands shut.
"So? what's the worst that could happen? We'll do it tomorrow…"