Trash Day .
Character(s): Murdock, Face, and possibly others.
Pairings (if any): None.
Arthor's notes: I saw the quote 'keep the earth clean, this isn't uranus' on a t-shirt and thought, 'this is so Murdock'. lmfao.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
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Passing by, on a garbage truck, both Faceman and Murdock were going as garbagemen for an assignment, reguarding their new 'employer, Murdock stood proudly on the outside of the truck with a smug look on his face, grinning goofyly at Face, whom rolled his eyes.
"Today is a good day to rid the Earth of germs. You know, the kind that get inside your skin, crawl up in your mind and plant little bugs inside you, that make you howl at the moon?"
Face gave a confused look, which was normal. "What are you talking about Murdock?" he asked, as the truck had stopped.
As they were outside a house, with a man, trashy and really dirty looking. He was sitting at the curb, with a hamburger in hand.
"I feel, as if I am doing my duty to clean the Earth of demon germs." Murdock nodded. He eyed the man with the hamburger, how had finished eating. The disgustingly dirty man tossed the wrapper on the ground.
Murdock's eyes widdened as he jumped off the truck. "How dare you sir!"
Face rolled his eyes. "Oh God, not again." he groaned.
"Do you know that the Earth is going to very annoyed and upset on what you are doing to her?" Murdock questioned the man.
The man raised an eyebrow to Murdock. "What the hell are you talking about?"
Murdock picked up the paper. "The Earth is my buddy, and if you hurt her again like this, I shall put you to shame!!"
"What planet are you from?" the man yelled, annoyed beyond annoyed.
Murdock throw the wrapper into the back of the truck, as Face was dumping the trashcan into the back of the truck.
"Murdock...come one, we've gotta get back to work."
Jumping back onto the truck, Murdock pointed at the man; "Keep the Earth clean this isn't Uranus!"