Wow Inu-chan hasn't written anything in a LONG time! But for good reason!
My compy is currently dead, and right now I'm at my aunts house. I've had a
rough day so I need to write something humorous. I'm new here in the Utena
section so I want to tell everyone HI! I'm Inu and I hope this ficcy goes
ok. It was just a random idea that popped into my mind. I'm a big fan of
Utena. I've read up to volume 3 in the manga, seen the movie, and as far as
the series goes, well I can't seem to find beginning dvds anywhere, so I
finally said to myself screw it, by whatever! I bought one that came in a
pretty box set thingy that included a t-shirt! Its called 'Temptation' I
think it has ep. 27-30 on it. Anyway, I hope I do ok personality wise for
everyone. Oh! I especially hope I do alright with Nanami, the dvd was the
first time I saw her, but I think I get how she is. Oops! Almost forgot the
disclaimer! Ooh! And I think it's a bit slow at first, but please give it a
chance!
DISCLAIMER: I own Revolutionary Girl Utena! No not really, but damn I wish I did!
We start off with a shot of Ohtori Academy. Students are walking around talking with one another, etc. We then see the student council room, where Saionji is sitting at a table, lost in thought.
Saionji: (thinking) Anthy Himemiya...I MUST have her! No matter what it takes..i must defeat Utena Tenjou and win back the Rose Bride..
He gets up and leaves. Still seemingly lost in thought. Nanami looks over in his direction.
Nanami: (eating) Whats up with him?
Juri: (shrugs)
Meanwhile Utena is walking down the halls with Anthy. They are then approached by Saionji.
Saionji: Utena Tenjou I challenge you to a duel! And this time I swear I wont be defeated! I WILL take back Anthy from you! I'll meet you in the dueling arena after school! (walks off) Utena: (blinks. Has surprised look on her face) Well that was unexpected..(sighs) here we go again Anthy..
Anthy just stands there and nods.
After School
((I think this is what they normally do judging by my dvd I bought..)) we see a waterfall like thing and 'The Revelation of Absolute Destiny' plays. We see Utena and Anthy who are in an elevator going up. Anthy changes into her rose bride dress and then changes Utena into her uniform. They arrive at the dueling field, Saionji is already there, waiting. Saionji: (smirks) There you are. This is it Utena, your last duel!
Utena: Right Saionji..
Anthy places the roses in their pockets. Utena then takes the sword of Dios from Anthy and stands in fighting position.
Saionji: Prepare yourself Utena Tenjou! (charges)
Utena: (counters his attack) (continues to fight with him)
They continue like this for a bit. They both separate and face eachother. Saionji: (thinking) Damn..she's gotten even better..
He starts laughing. Utena looks puzzled.
Utena: what is so funny!?
Saionji: (throws down his sword) I told I would win this duel and take back the Rose Bride, and I meant it! (reaches into his pocket)
Utena: What the hell are you doing!?
Saionji takes out a gun and points it at Utena. Utena gasps and Anthy's eyes widen a bit.
Utena: Saionji! What are you thinking!?..
Saionji shoots the gun at her. Utena narrowly dodges the bullet. The bullet went high, and it accidentally hits World's End. A mysterious light then shines down from World's End and a strange portal appears.
Utena, Saionji: What the hell!?
They along with Anthy are sucked in. We then see the student council and Miki, Juri, Touga, and Nanami disappear and are sucked in as well. Chuchu also gets sucked in.
Later
Utena is lying on the ground unconscious. She wakes up and rubs her head.
Utena: Ow my head..(she looks around. Anthy, Saionji, Juri, Miki, Nanami, Chuchu, and Touga are lying unconscious around her. She notices they're not at Ohtori..but somewhere completely different.) ......(she screams...Very loudly and high pitched, it wakes everyone around her up.)
When the others come to, they notice they're somewhere that's not Ohtori. They also notice Utena is whimpering and rocking herself back and fourth with fear in her eyes.
Anthy: (voice is confident and strong, not shy or timid) Don't worry Utena, we'll find our way back.
Utena: (voice is timid and somewhat shaky cause she's scared) (hugs Anthy) I wanna go home! Juri: Like, oh my god, where the hell are we? (talking like a valley girl in case no one noticed) Miki: Yo hoes its ok, don't be scared, Miki the pimp's here! (puts his arms around Juri, Anthy, and Utena.)
Juri moves away, Utena blushes a bit and clings to Anthy, and Anthy slaps him.
Anthy: Miki!
Miki: ow..Yo hoe don't make me come ova there and beat yo' bitchass!
Anthy: (glare) I'd like to see you try!
Saionji: (voice is all squeaky and hyper-like) FIGHT FIGHT! (jumps around hyperly)
Nanami: (voice is caring and sweet) Oh no, please don't fight you guys, we have to work together to get back..
Touga: (voice kinda has a lisp to it. His eyes widen) Oh my god! This can't be! I think I've broken a nail! The group looks at him and sweatdrops.
Chuchu: ..(speaks! Like a human! Voice is..rather normal.) Have you all lost your minds! Whats wrong with you!? Your all acting the total opposite of yourselves!
They all look at Chuchu, schocked.
All: Chuchu! You can talk!?
Chuchu: (blink) ..um..yeah I guess so! but that's not the point! We need to find out where we are and how we can get back home!
Anthy: Chuchu's right!
Just then a young woman with long silver hair and golden eyes appears before them, a blue aura surrounding her.
Woman: You all want to get back? Then you must find 3 jewels. You will find them by wandering throughout this world. Once you've got all 3 I will find you again and send you home and you'll all be normal again. The 3 jewels names are: The Rose Crystal, the Star Crystal, and the Rainbow Crystal.
Anthy: But wait, why do we need to find these jewels in order to get back? And who are you?
Woman: My name is Kotomia and that is a very good question! honestly I don't know myself! My master just told me to tell you guys that. Juri: So like, who's your master?
Kotomia: (sweatdrop) um..Can't tell you that! Good luck! Bye bye!
Touga: Wait! Kotomia I must know where do you get your hair done!?
Everyone does an anime fall.
Kotomia: ..um...(throws him a random hair product)
She then disappears and glittery dust is left behind.
Kotomia's voice from somewhere: (cough cough) damn cheap fairy dust! I don't get paid enough for this!
Everyone sweatdrops and hearing that.
Touga: (huggles the bottle) Oh I'll never let this go! I can't wait to use it! ( he kisses it and the others stare) Utena: Oh no! that sounds dangerous! We don't really have to go do we!? It sounds scary!
Miki: (puts his arm around her) don't worry Utena babe! (winks) like I said befo', Miki is here to protect you!
Utena: (sniffle) Somehow I still don't feel safe..(she clings to Anthy)
Chuchu: Well it looks like we have to go.
Anthy nods. Saionji begins jumping around hyperly.
Saionji: WHEEEE! ADVENTURE ADVENTURE!
The others stare at him and sweatdrop.
Anthy: Anyway..
Juri: Like no way am I going on any stupid adventure! I mean, I just did my hair, AND I like totally don't want to ruin my new shoes!
Miki: don't worry about that Juri sweets, I can carry you on my back—
Anthy slaps him.
Anthy: Miki!
Juri: I think I'll like, totally pass.
Miki: damn.
Touga: I totally agree with Juri!
Anthy and Chuchu roll their eyes.
Chuchu: Come on you guys! Do you wanna get home or not!? I mean Whats one lost pair of shoes compared to being stuck in another world for life!?
Touga, Juri: A lot!
Touga and Juri eventually give in. and the group begins their journey that will take them to insanity.
Later.
Its gotten rather dark out.
Utena: (clings to Anthy's arm) Whaah! I'm scared Anthy!
Juri: Like, my feet totally hurt!
Touga: My soft delicate, beautiful hair wasn't meant for suck hikes..
Nanami: How is everyone doing? If your all hungry maybe if we find a town I can cook something for us all..
Miki: damn I could be scorin' with some hoes right about now..
Saionji: (bouncing half the way) Whee! I hope we get to someplace soon! (does a flip)
Everyone continues to complain like this.
Anthy: GODDAMMIT WOULD YOU ALL PLEASE SHUT UP FOR 2 SECONDS!? WE MAY OR WE MAY NOT FIND A TOWN BUT-- ..hey look, a town!
They all stop in front of a cozy little village. They all look relieved and enter it.
MWAHAHAHAHA! What what will befall our group in the town!? Find out when I update! I hope everyone liked it I did my best. If anyone has any ideas or anything they wanna share tell me in a review. Review please. Oh! And in case you couldn't see it, here's everyone's switched personalities:
Utena: Shy, Scared, dependant. Clingy.
Anthy: More like Utena. A lot more confident and brave then before.
Chuchu: Well, he can talk! And is like the normalest one in the group.
Juri: total valley girl.
Miki: Playboy, pimp. Not our sweet lil Miki.
Touga: No offense to anyone, but like those gay I think maybe sorta stereotypes on tv. Lisp, girly. NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE!
Saionji: Hyper. Hyper as hell.
Nanami: She seemed rather self-centered to me. Caring, selfless, sweet. A lot like Tohru from Fruits Basket in a way.
DISCLAIMER: I own Revolutionary Girl Utena! No not really, but damn I wish I did!
We start off with a shot of Ohtori Academy. Students are walking around talking with one another, etc. We then see the student council room, where Saionji is sitting at a table, lost in thought.
Saionji: (thinking) Anthy Himemiya...I MUST have her! No matter what it takes..i must defeat Utena Tenjou and win back the Rose Bride..
He gets up and leaves. Still seemingly lost in thought. Nanami looks over in his direction.
Nanami: (eating) Whats up with him?
Juri: (shrugs)
Meanwhile Utena is walking down the halls with Anthy. They are then approached by Saionji.
Saionji: Utena Tenjou I challenge you to a duel! And this time I swear I wont be defeated! I WILL take back Anthy from you! I'll meet you in the dueling arena after school! (walks off) Utena: (blinks. Has surprised look on her face) Well that was unexpected..(sighs) here we go again Anthy..
Anthy just stands there and nods.
After School
((I think this is what they normally do judging by my dvd I bought..)) we see a waterfall like thing and 'The Revelation of Absolute Destiny' plays. We see Utena and Anthy who are in an elevator going up. Anthy changes into her rose bride dress and then changes Utena into her uniform. They arrive at the dueling field, Saionji is already there, waiting. Saionji: (smirks) There you are. This is it Utena, your last duel!
Utena: Right Saionji..
Anthy places the roses in their pockets. Utena then takes the sword of Dios from Anthy and stands in fighting position.
Saionji: Prepare yourself Utena Tenjou! (charges)
Utena: (counters his attack) (continues to fight with him)
They continue like this for a bit. They both separate and face eachother. Saionji: (thinking) Damn..she's gotten even better..
He starts laughing. Utena looks puzzled.
Utena: what is so funny!?
Saionji: (throws down his sword) I told I would win this duel and take back the Rose Bride, and I meant it! (reaches into his pocket)
Utena: What the hell are you doing!?
Saionji takes out a gun and points it at Utena. Utena gasps and Anthy's eyes widen a bit.
Utena: Saionji! What are you thinking!?..
Saionji shoots the gun at her. Utena narrowly dodges the bullet. The bullet went high, and it accidentally hits World's End. A mysterious light then shines down from World's End and a strange portal appears.
Utena, Saionji: What the hell!?
They along with Anthy are sucked in. We then see the student council and Miki, Juri, Touga, and Nanami disappear and are sucked in as well. Chuchu also gets sucked in.
Later
Utena is lying on the ground unconscious. She wakes up and rubs her head.
Utena: Ow my head..(she looks around. Anthy, Saionji, Juri, Miki, Nanami, Chuchu, and Touga are lying unconscious around her. She notices they're not at Ohtori..but somewhere completely different.) ......(she screams...Very loudly and high pitched, it wakes everyone around her up.)
When the others come to, they notice they're somewhere that's not Ohtori. They also notice Utena is whimpering and rocking herself back and fourth with fear in her eyes.
Anthy: (voice is confident and strong, not shy or timid) Don't worry Utena, we'll find our way back.
Utena: (voice is timid and somewhat shaky cause she's scared) (hugs Anthy) I wanna go home! Juri: Like, oh my god, where the hell are we? (talking like a valley girl in case no one noticed) Miki: Yo hoes its ok, don't be scared, Miki the pimp's here! (puts his arms around Juri, Anthy, and Utena.)
Juri moves away, Utena blushes a bit and clings to Anthy, and Anthy slaps him.
Anthy: Miki!
Miki: ow..Yo hoe don't make me come ova there and beat yo' bitchass!
Anthy: (glare) I'd like to see you try!
Saionji: (voice is all squeaky and hyper-like) FIGHT FIGHT! (jumps around hyperly)
Nanami: (voice is caring and sweet) Oh no, please don't fight you guys, we have to work together to get back..
Touga: (voice kinda has a lisp to it. His eyes widen) Oh my god! This can't be! I think I've broken a nail! The group looks at him and sweatdrops.
Chuchu: ..(speaks! Like a human! Voice is..rather normal.) Have you all lost your minds! Whats wrong with you!? Your all acting the total opposite of yourselves!
They all look at Chuchu, schocked.
All: Chuchu! You can talk!?
Chuchu: (blink) ..um..yeah I guess so! but that's not the point! We need to find out where we are and how we can get back home!
Anthy: Chuchu's right!
Just then a young woman with long silver hair and golden eyes appears before them, a blue aura surrounding her.
Woman: You all want to get back? Then you must find 3 jewels. You will find them by wandering throughout this world. Once you've got all 3 I will find you again and send you home and you'll all be normal again. The 3 jewels names are: The Rose Crystal, the Star Crystal, and the Rainbow Crystal.
Anthy: But wait, why do we need to find these jewels in order to get back? And who are you?
Woman: My name is Kotomia and that is a very good question! honestly I don't know myself! My master just told me to tell you guys that. Juri: So like, who's your master?
Kotomia: (sweatdrop) um..Can't tell you that! Good luck! Bye bye!
Touga: Wait! Kotomia I must know where do you get your hair done!?
Everyone does an anime fall.
Kotomia: ..um...(throws him a random hair product)
She then disappears and glittery dust is left behind.
Kotomia's voice from somewhere: (cough cough) damn cheap fairy dust! I don't get paid enough for this!
Everyone sweatdrops and hearing that.
Touga: (huggles the bottle) Oh I'll never let this go! I can't wait to use it! ( he kisses it and the others stare) Utena: Oh no! that sounds dangerous! We don't really have to go do we!? It sounds scary!
Miki: (puts his arm around her) don't worry Utena babe! (winks) like I said befo', Miki is here to protect you!
Utena: (sniffle) Somehow I still don't feel safe..(she clings to Anthy)
Chuchu: Well it looks like we have to go.
Anthy nods. Saionji begins jumping around hyperly.
Saionji: WHEEEE! ADVENTURE ADVENTURE!
The others stare at him and sweatdrop.
Anthy: Anyway..
Juri: Like no way am I going on any stupid adventure! I mean, I just did my hair, AND I like totally don't want to ruin my new shoes!
Miki: don't worry about that Juri sweets, I can carry you on my back—
Anthy slaps him.
Anthy: Miki!
Juri: I think I'll like, totally pass.
Miki: damn.
Touga: I totally agree with Juri!
Anthy and Chuchu roll their eyes.
Chuchu: Come on you guys! Do you wanna get home or not!? I mean Whats one lost pair of shoes compared to being stuck in another world for life!?
Touga, Juri: A lot!
Touga and Juri eventually give in. and the group begins their journey that will take them to insanity.
Later.
Its gotten rather dark out.
Utena: (clings to Anthy's arm) Whaah! I'm scared Anthy!
Juri: Like, my feet totally hurt!
Touga: My soft delicate, beautiful hair wasn't meant for suck hikes..
Nanami: How is everyone doing? If your all hungry maybe if we find a town I can cook something for us all..
Miki: damn I could be scorin' with some hoes right about now..
Saionji: (bouncing half the way) Whee! I hope we get to someplace soon! (does a flip)
Everyone continues to complain like this.
Anthy: GODDAMMIT WOULD YOU ALL PLEASE SHUT UP FOR 2 SECONDS!? WE MAY OR WE MAY NOT FIND A TOWN BUT-- ..hey look, a town!
They all stop in front of a cozy little village. They all look relieved and enter it.
MWAHAHAHAHA! What what will befall our group in the town!? Find out when I update! I hope everyone liked it I did my best. If anyone has any ideas or anything they wanna share tell me in a review. Review please. Oh! And in case you couldn't see it, here's everyone's switched personalities:
Utena: Shy, Scared, dependant. Clingy.
Anthy: More like Utena. A lot more confident and brave then before.
Chuchu: Well, he can talk! And is like the normalest one in the group.
Juri: total valley girl.
Miki: Playboy, pimp. Not our sweet lil Miki.
Touga: No offense to anyone, but like those gay I think maybe sorta stereotypes on tv. Lisp, girly. NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE!
Saionji: Hyper. Hyper as hell.
Nanami: She seemed rather self-centered to me. Caring, selfless, sweet. A lot like Tohru from Fruits Basket in a way.