Disclaimer: Errrrrrr....I dun own Pokemon....NAH! NOW YOU CAN'T SUE ME!!!
A STUPID STORY! (Sugar High) MUAH!!!
One day I (Faithful Fan of Myuutsu) was just walking through the forest minding my own business, clutching my Myuutsu doll. I blinked seeing a Brocky is front of me.
"You're the most beautiful creature I've ever seen," he said swooning. I blinked again.
"That's nice...how bout you come over to my wittle placey?"
"Otaysies!" he said leaping for joy. I grinned forming evil plot in head. If I hold da Brocky captive, his boyfriend Tracey would try and rescue him. So we both went to my wittle cave and sat down on two big rockies. I yawned staring out into nowhere my tail twitching. In case you bakas don't know what I look like, I have two soft curved ears that look like kitty ears on my head, my face is pretty much human except my eyes are really really biggy, and I gots light purple/silver fur all over me with legs like a human and a long tail. So dat's me!
I then stood up. "I gonna go to da kitchen and get us some foodie."
"Foodie?" Brock said leaping up. "I want foodie! I GET FOODIE!" he opened a door in the cave and rushed into the kitchen. I grinned. My plan is going to work! I WILL DESTROY TRACEY! Like he hasn't been sliced, blown up, and stuff before. But I plan to make his death the best yet!
So I picked up a phone somewhere in the cave (still squeezing my stuffed Myuutsu) and dialed stinky dumb dumb head's phone number. "Hewwo is the gay guy in da house?" I said.
"I be him," stinky dumb dumb head said.
"Come over to my house, or else you boyfriend will DIIIEEEE!" I laughed maniacally. I know I know! I wuv Brocky too, dun worry, I wun kill him! And you won't be seeing Jamesy die or Myuutsu die either!
"Otaysies!" he said then hung up. I grinned and locked the door to the kitchen. "Now Brocky can't escapie!"
I heard a knock on the cave's door and opened it. "Hewwo Jamesy!" I said seeing the hot purple haired dude on my doorstep. I gots dis ting for purple dudes.
He stepped into the cave and blinked. "Do I smell donuts?"
"Yeppies!" I said pointing to another door in the cave. "Right over there!"
He giggled madly in his cute wittle voice and rushed over to the door, yanked it open and disappeared inside.
I blinked then looked as stinky dumb dumb head walked into the cave. "Where's Brocky Whocky?"
"YOU CAN'T HAVE BROCKY!!!!" I screamed whacking stinky dumb dumb head with my legendary diamond studded mallet. "MUAHAHAHAHAH!" I yelled as he felled over unconscious.
I then dragged him over to the altar and laid him on top of it. I took out my big shiny knife.
"Oh Great Myuutsu, oh holy one, you must accept dis offerin of praise!" I yelled burying the knife into stinky dumb dumb. I laughed evily and grinned as I walked out of the ceremonial room and into the room piled high with eclairs and devil's food. James was in the midst of it. I took him by ear and dragged him out. "Enough donuts for hott purple haired dude today..."
Brock was in the kitchen making a gourmet meal, so hott purple haired dude and I sat down and ate lunch.
And...erm...um....THE END!
Aren't my endings original? ^^;;; flame it...do whatever...I DON'T CARE!!! O.O;