Damnation
I, the almighty God, have decided to do what most people have been asking me to do in reviews of my fanfics: go to hell.
Well, so far, it's been pretty damn hot. The flames of hell have been kicking my ass. But, in all respects, this place has been fun as hell! (oops, it is hell). Everyone down here seems to be having a load of fun, except for Hitler since he's always gettin' it up the ass. But all in all, this place is better than Heaven! Everyone has no regard to rules or regulations, and alway do whatever the hell they want! I don't even know why I damned them down here, it probably would have been more of a punishment to damn them to heaven! Ah well....remedies can be made, hehe. Well, I'm going to take a hot bath with a couple of hot women right now, so I would like to call on all of you peons to answer me this: where you would really like to go; Kick-Ass-Hell or Bored-As-Ever-Heaven!? Better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven for an enternity.......I may yet make that true!
P.S. Next time you say, "Go to hell!" just remeber that hell is like a luxurious trip to (really hot) Florida Beach.
I, the almighty God, have decided to do what most people have been asking me to do in reviews of my fanfics: go to hell.
Well, so far, it's been pretty damn hot. The flames of hell have been kicking my ass. But, in all respects, this place has been fun as hell! (oops, it is hell). Everyone down here seems to be having a load of fun, except for Hitler since he's always gettin' it up the ass. But all in all, this place is better than Heaven! Everyone has no regard to rules or regulations, and alway do whatever the hell they want! I don't even know why I damned them down here, it probably would have been more of a punishment to damn them to heaven! Ah well....remedies can be made, hehe. Well, I'm going to take a hot bath with a couple of hot women right now, so I would like to call on all of you peons to answer me this: where you would really like to go; Kick-Ass-Hell or Bored-As-Ever-Heaven!? Better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven for an enternity.......I may yet make that true!
P.S. Next time you say, "Go to hell!" just remeber that hell is like a luxurious trip to (really hot) Florida Beach.