Disclaimer: I don't own Star Trek...Okay! It owns me...it has driven me insane and I love it!
Authors note: this is meant to be random, just like a lot of my other fics.
Stuck in a Turbolift with a Vulcan.
Maija ran as quickly as she could to catch the closing turbolift. She barely got in as the lift doors slid closed.
Maija: 'lo Mr. Spock. (Giving him the Vulcan salute)
Spock: (remains silent, but returns the gesture.)
Maija: Sighs...what floor?
Spock: Bridge.
Maija: Cool, same here.
The turbolift began to vibrate softly as it began to move up towards the bridge. Maija was watching the buttons and humming a song, when all of a sudden a clunk was heard and the lights turned off.
Maija: Squeak!
Spock: stay calm.
Maija: staying calm...squeak!
Spock: Lieutenant let go of me...please.
Maija: Its dark.
Spock: You are crushing my torso.
The lights came back on. Spock pried himself from Maija
Spock: I wonder what malfunctioned? (He moved over to the door and tried to open it by pushing a button and summoning the computer, but nothing happened.)
Maija: Please tell me we aren't stuck.
Spock: I will tell you that we are not, but unfortunately we are.
Maija: You're joking.
Spock: I do not joke.
Maija: Are you telling me that the emergency exit is not working!
Spock: Well if we are still here obviously.
Maija: Don't give me that attitude.
Spock: I was not aware that I had one?
Maija: err...You know what I mean! We are stuck!
Spock: I believe I just said that.
Maija: You realize it can be a while till they know we are missing?
Spock: Yes, due to the fact that most of the crew is on shore leave.
Maija: This cannot be happening to me! I can't breath! (Starts pounding on the door yelling out names and asking for help)
Spock: Will you stop that? We have enough oxygen to last us for six months, control yourself, or I will be forced to sedate you!
Maija: I'd like to see you try! (Calming down) I can't be stuck here.
Spock: You don't have much of a choice.
Maija: I don't have time for this; I'll have us out of here in a snap. (Starts to fiddle with the control panel)
Spock: Do you know what you're doing?
Maija: Course I do. (Suddenly the panel starts to fume and spark. The lift trembles and it drops two levels)
Spock: You knew what you were doing.
Maija: (Gives Spock a murderous glare)
Spock: We will just have to wait. (He sat down on the ground, quietly meditating.)
5 minutes later...
Maija: Psst...Spock? (Poking at him)
Spock: (Opening one eye) What is it?
Maija: Can't we signal anyone? Isn't there anyway we can get out?
Spock: I am sure, for the past five minutes I have thought of several ways we could get out, none of them safe, so we are going to be here for a while.
Maija: So you mean we are stuck here, for god knows how long!
Spock: Yes, I believe I just said that. Seriously lieutenant you need to have your ears checked.
Maija: I am so screwed! (Bumps head against wall)
Spock: you have no idea.
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should i keep going?R&R