IMPORTANT NOTE: it is season 2 of TDI not TDA but another island special! All 22 campers are back!
WARNING: Chapter 1 curses and has a short sexual reference
"Gwen?" Ms. Hastings called from the laundry room "Is that you?"
"Yeah mom!" She stepped inside the house
"There is a letter for you on the island but be careful I just mopped the floor"
"Oh god" the blue haired girl dropped the envelope to the freshly cleaned ground.
"What is it honey?" Her mom called from the other side of the house
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"SEASON TWO!" Heather ripped up the letter "I AM NOT GOING BACK TO THAT ISLAND!"
"But precious, it was in the fine print…" Her dad puffed more smoke out of his pipe "It's a legality issue"
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT GET PASSED THE FINE PRINT, MATTHEW?" the CIT screamed
"It is in the fine print Mrs. Thomas"
"Dammit Matthew You SUCK!"
" I am soooo-"
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"Sorry mom" Ezekiel ran to his mother who was pulling an arrow out of her right leg
"Its okay sweetie! What was that letter?"
"Oh I am going back to Total Drama Island!"
"You got a second shot!?"
"Yeah I guess everything starts the same way, heh heh" he awkwardly rubbed the back of his head as he picked the arrow up off the ground
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"I am so sick of that masochistic piece of scum!" Heather screamed as she stepped out of the boat onto the dock of shame.
"I know I cant believe we are back here" Courtney said as she gently jumped off the boat "I hate him!"
"Where is Chris anyways?" Gwen looked up at the midnight sky.
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"Oh Edward," Bella said brushing her brown wavy hair behind her ears "You make my seemingly boring and quiet life in this little town of forks worth living!"
"Well Bella, I am a vampire so everything I do is exciting, I may try to live a normal life but in reality I am not happy until everyone I love is in danger so I can save them!" Edward said happily
"Oh I love you Edward!" Bella leaned against Edward
"I love you too Bella, let me fill you up will my venomous vampire semen!"
"Wait. Right. There!" The raven haired man entered the dark room in the middle of the apparently 'real' town of forks
"Who the hell are you!?" screamed an angry Edward (who was pulling up his pants!)
"I am…" **DRAMATIC PAUSE** "Chris McClane!"
"Who?" Bella asked dully as usual
"Damnit, I am FAMOUS!" He screamed and than smiled and winked
"uh… never heard of you"
"Well we cant ALL be vampires, which reminds me I am here to kill you Edward" Chris pulled out a gun
"YOU CANT KILL EDWARD! HES A VAMPIRE!" Laughed Bella
"I bet you cant if you tried but as if you could out run me... as if you could fight me off. I'm designed to-" POW!
"Well that was easy!" Chris said putting his gun back in his pocket.
"AHHH! EDWARD! WAHHHH IM SO DEPRESSED!" Bella dropped to the ground
"Oh Jesus, I have read your book your always depressed GET OVER IT!" He stole some of Edward's blood
"Well I guess your right *sniffle* Why are you taking his blood?" asked Bella
"Oh its for my reality TV Show…TOTAL VAMPIRE ISLAND!" dun dun dun…
Okay that was chapter 1 its not a crossover but there are vampires hope you enjoyed that one twiclip!