This is an England and OC story y'all, so if this is not your cup of tea (get it cup of tea, because England is Britian and their all about the tea over there...ok guess not -3-) then I advise you to please hit the back button at this time.

Disclaimer: Never will I ever own Hetalia...*sigh*

This story will be set in the OC's P.O.V (Until I decide otherwise)

Kehe~ Let's Go!

"Pasta" - Normal Convo

'Pasta'- Normal Thinking

(Pasta)- Riku's Inner thoughts

'Nee Nee Papa

wain wo choudai

Nee Nee Mama

Nee Nee Mama'

I sing along to the song as I finish watching the last episode for today, I swear that song is addicting to the ears it's almost like that other song..

How does it go again..

"IMMA ALL ABOUT THAT BASS
BOUT THAT BASS NO TROUBLE!" That's the one; I turn towards the source emitting that horrible sound "Can't you sing a little lower Shin-no better yet just sing it in your head."

"DAW! C'mon Riku, I happen to have the voice of an angel!" Shin states as he puts an arm around my shoulder. I grin at how he believes that he actually does have a good voice, "Yea, if that's so why are you here on earth and not up in heaven?" I ask teasingly. He stops to think of a good reason but I know that I have already won that battle.

"That's-"

"Too late you took to long.."

"Huh? What no fair" he whines for the second time in a row. Shin in case you all are wondering is my best friend since forever, we've been together since elementary school. He's always been there to sorta get me outta my shell. Shin has orange hair which he likes to take care of it at ALL times- seriously he's like a girl with her shoes or makeup or something. He wears it pushed back only leaving two strands out in the front. You could sorta call him a pretty boy.

"How cruel Riku! I happen to let you know that I unlike most men of the world like to maintain a clean appearance, it attracts more women that way my fellow pal" I swear it's like I'm looking at France from Hetalia when he speaks to me that way. "Yea and also more slaps from them as well.." I comment lowly as I walk towards my TV and exit my movie

"Hey! It's not my fault that Ako doesn't understand my love for women. I am a man who even though has so much love for women, is afraid of letting another love himself." I stare blankly at him- wait a minute how did my lights go out?

"I am that one man who's known the feeling of love but also the feeling of being stepped aside.."

'Where did this pitch black background come from? And how's there only light on you and not nowhere else...?' I think to myself.

"Do you understand Riku..I can't let no one tamper on this highly-manly-yet-for-some-reason-overly-but-extremely-sensitive heart..!" He exclaims in a voice full of sudden passion, where did those stars come from? And how is he suddenly crying tears?

"Uh...yea" That was the only response I had to that uhhh scene.

"Did you finish your homework Riku?" Shin asks me as he's going through his messy backpack looking for the paper to our assignment. I sigh in a low frustration.

"Shin didn't I give you a binder with dividers so that you can put all your papers in there?" I'm not OCD but I get angry when people are messy because their just too lazy to be organize.

"Yea about that, I forgot it at home this morning, but I will most definitely take it on Monday!" Humph sure he is.

"Your not gonna take it because you don't wanna carry it around do ya?" I ask him, he bites his lower lip as he everts my gaze. I thought as much.

"It's not that I'm thinking I'll look like a nerd Riku, just imagine me trying to manage this hair-" He paces a hand through his hair to emphasis how important it is "- and carrying such a big schoolbag plus a binder, no way."

"Alright, whatever.." I say giving up, he's clearly not gonna change his mind. I hand him my papers which I had already pulled out of my binder. He grins once he takes it from my hands "Thanks dude! I'll bring this back to you!" Knowing him I know he won't really do it until Sunday- why does he wait until last minute I have no idea.

Well I suppose I should present myself to you all, my name is Riku Hanson and yes I know I have an American/Japanese name that's because my mother is Japanese and my father is American. I rarely know anything about my Japanese side due to the fact that I was born here and my mother came to America when she was 6 so she barely knows anything either. The only reason I'm able to speak Japanese is because my father made me speak to my grandparents everyday since I was small that and anime of course.

I'm what most people nowadays consider an Otaku; meaning in short terms an anime nerd. Now I want to make it clear to everyone that I an not an anime nerd I just have an overly fascination on certain shows such as Hetalia being my number one, and secondly Full Metal Alchemist (Not the Brotherhood version I hate it). Other than that there's not much about anime that I know of.

Hetalia has always been my favorite since I was first introduced to it by a fellow Otaku friend name Mai- now she's the epitome of Otaku. She practically knows every anime show out there (And yes M rated ones too...d-don't look at me like that! There's no way I'd be into that sort of thing!) Rather than spending her money on things that she needs or maybe saving up, she prefers to spend it on anime merchandise, fabrics and cloths to design cosplays and going to conventions! I've only been to the one here in my town; Mai on the other hand has somehow miraculously managed to go to at least 5 or more every year-seriously!?

Anyway back to Hetalia- I just love the characters and how no matter what day I'm having it always puts a smile to my face. My favorite character has to be Italy- he's so outgoing and is willing to befriend everyone, also I would LOVE to try one of his pastas; there was one week when I would only eat pasta and my parents thought if I had a crush on an Italian. I just simply replied "I'm just really craving pasta.." and that's all that was said about that.

Compared to Shin who's practically OCD with his hair and appearance; me I just keep it basic. I have pitch black face length hair which is slightly spiked- it's very basic. (For those of you who are visuals just say I have the hair of the main guy in this show Mai told me, I believe it was called Tsubasa Chemicals or something like that.) Along with my father's hazel-colored eyes- I don't care much for the latest trend of clothing but if anything I prefer wearing long sleeves than short sleeves it's much more comfortable that way.

So in plain simple; I'm just your regular average plain guy. Nothing more and nothing less.

*Popipopipopipo*
*Popipopipopipo*

Ughh..Don't ask why I have that song-and it's not my ringtone it's Mai's. She begged me to use it for whenever she calls; luckily she doesn't call frequently so as of now I have had no embarrassing experiences with it.

I reach my hand and grab my cell and answer the call "Yea Mai?" I can hear so much noise in the background and when I take a quick glance at the clock I see that it's 4:00 which means Mai's club (Yes it's an anime club and no I'm not a member since I'm not an Otaku!)

"Rikuu~ We all decided to have an anime binge afternoon along with snacks and then a pizza afterwards! What do you say? You wanna join us?" I keep telling her that even though I appreciate the kind gesture I just don't know that much about anime as she and her club mates- I only know two shows for crying out loud!

"Ehh I don't know Mai, you know I'm not as knowledgeable on anime as you and your pals." I state calmly as I start to play with my stress ball. I hear her whines in the other line and I try not to fall for them; Mai is a very persuasive chick.

"Actually Riku, I just remembered that we are also going to just binge on three animes today, and will be watching two hours on each of them." Why is she giving me all that information, no matter what she says I'm not gonna go.

"There gonna be: Hellsing-

(Too Bloody and Gore)

"-One Piece-"

(Takes soo long for it to be over..)

"-and Hetalia"

(A complete waste of-what!)

"What was the last one again?" I ask just to verify that I'm not sorta losing my hearing ability, knowing Mai she's probably smirking into the phone as we speak "He-taa-lii-iaa!" She sings, mimicking the sound exactly like Italy did in the first episode of Hetalia.

"You planned this didn't you?" I ask her with a small chuckle.

"Yep! Now are you coming or what?" She asks me one last time; well I was planning on catching up on my fanfictions but that can wait until tomorrow I guess. I can't help but smile into the phone this time.

"Alright then, I'm in.."

Kehehe~

I'm soo excited about this story! Also none of the opinions in this story are my own; I happen to love Hellsing, especially Alucard... hehe*inner smirk*

A-Anyway I wanted this story to have the same humor as Hetalia does and just make it sorta like a crack, parody, drama type of story. I love the type of stories where the character question the author's choices and sorta break the fourth wall.

It's all about breaking the forth wall in this story my peeps!

Alright I believe I have commented enough, I will see you all in the next chapter!

Bye my bookworms!