Okay, these I found on the back of my computer and just thought I'd post them. To be honest, I have no idea where they came from, why they sprouted or what the hell I fed them to make them like this. Honestly. Plot bunnies? More like raging plot monster bunnies raging at the back of my head...
Still, these are from the movie, Transformers: 2007, and they're just... normal. Basic.
Ah, fuck it. I'm going to do my housework now.
"It's not right."
"…Sam?"
"It's not right!"
"Okay, Sam. I'm a lot of things in my life, awesome, a father, a husband, a army captain, liason to the greatest ever group of robots ever and a man included, but I am not a mind reader. Care to elaborate?"
"Not really."
"I see…"
"But it's not fair!"
"Sam, if you don't tell me what's not fair, I swear to go that I'll have you changing Annabelle's diapers till she's potty trained."
"…Really?"
"Really really. And I've heard she could be in them till she's three. Three years of changing diapers…"
"Fine. The Government won't give me back my liscence to 'own' Bee."
"…Did you say please?"
"…Fuck you, Will. Fuck you."
For the record, I don't think the government listens to the lowliest people like me and you, but the guy who saved the world? Dead cert. NOT LISTENING, LALALALALA, I'M GOING TO COUNT MY TAXES AND PRETEND LIKE I DON'T KNOW YOU - HEY LOOK IS THAT THE RECCESSION.
Ahem.
Policitians make me angry...!
R&R, please~