Steve's Bunny Slippers ^^
By: Michelle
Author's note: A story 'bout Steve's secret bunny slippers... What else???? Jeez... Do I have to say more when you can get something from the title????????? Oh, man. I wasted a space of this fanfiction... Crap.
Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken!!! Weirdoes... ONLY NAMCO OWNS TEKKEN, JERKS!! Ugh, another space filled with crap.
*The Tekken 4 players were in the living room, just after the tournament.
*Kazuya flashes his red eye.
*The players shiver. (A/N: A really silent moment, really.)
*Until...
Marduk: Uh-oh.
Nina: What????? Did an imbecile speak just now??????????
Marduk: Um... Er... Well... Uh... Er...-
Yoshimitsu: Let me guess. You lost your bottle. (A/N: Um, please read "Truth or Dare" if you'd want to. It's one of my big hit fics... Not that I'm bragging, of course.)
Marduk: Err... No...
Kazuya: Then what is it???? What the hell-ah, Hello Kitty did you lose???? (A/N: Ooh! I got this from Saiyan Rage in Tekkenicus' homepage. Please check it out as well... ^^)
Marduk: Not that either!
Steve: Heck, then what DID you lose???
Marduk: My underwear.
Kazuya: What the-?
Nina: YOU LOST YOUR UNDERWEAR?????
Xiaoyu: Ewwwwwwwwwww... EW! EW! EW! EW! EW!!!!!!
Julia: Yuck! You had to say that out loud????
Marduk: Yes, of course! I was feeling uncomfortable without it. Hey! I wore it before the tournament! Why shouldn't I be? It has been an hour!
Heihachi: Oh, jeez. No wonder it stinks in here.
Eddy (A/N: In case some of you don't know, he's in Tekken 4. Not that I'm bragging or anything!): Yeah. Must be worse than Heihachi's stinkin' diapers.
Christie: Yeah, like, did you, like, know that, like, the smell, like, was all over the, like, auditorium when, like, Heihachi came, like???
Steve: Stop it with the 'like's.
Brian: Pete's sake.
Hwoarang: Man that's worse than Steve's bunny slippers.
*Steve glares at Hwoarang.
Heihachi: What the-?
Jin: How did you know that one?
Hwoarang: Shut up, rival!
Steve: You betrayed me Hwoarang.
Jin: What happened? Did you sneak into his house and sleep on his bed???
Hwoarang: NO! AGH!!! In case you haven't got the brains of Hwoarang, which is ME, there's a website all about the Tekken 4 players. JEEZ!
Xiaoyu: Then why did Steve say that you had betrayed him?
Hwoarang: Because he showed me the website.
*Steve turns red and the redness made him look like a ketchup nutcase! (A/N: If there was such a term of course. Oh no! Quick!!! Grab an extinguisher! He's gonna blow!!!!!)
Steve: Why did you tell them when you weren't suppose to!!! You weren't suppose to I trusted you!!!!! (A/N: Yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, YADA!!)
*Steve said, raving like a lunatic. It made the players' earwax get out of their ears. (A/N: Told ya!)
Nina: Oh, you mean these?
*Nina said holding a pair of bunny slippers in her hands. (A/N: Disgusting, really. The slippers I mean.)
Steve: AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A/N: Heehee... Reviews please!!!! hahahahhahahahhahahahhaha!!!!!!!! I'm going nuts!! hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!! I just wanna laugh!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! (I'm not really a moron or anything... Just wanted something to write. Hehe!)
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By: Michelle
Author's note: A story 'bout Steve's secret bunny slippers... What else???? Jeez... Do I have to say more when you can get something from the title????????? Oh, man. I wasted a space of this fanfiction... Crap.
Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken!!! Weirdoes... ONLY NAMCO OWNS TEKKEN, JERKS!! Ugh, another space filled with crap.
*The Tekken 4 players were in the living room, just after the tournament.
*Kazuya flashes his red eye.
*The players shiver. (A/N: A really silent moment, really.)
*Until...
Marduk: Uh-oh.
Nina: What????? Did an imbecile speak just now??????????
Marduk: Um... Er... Well... Uh... Er...-
Yoshimitsu: Let me guess. You lost your bottle. (A/N: Um, please read "Truth or Dare" if you'd want to. It's one of my big hit fics... Not that I'm bragging, of course.)
Marduk: Err... No...
Kazuya: Then what is it???? What the hell-ah, Hello Kitty did you lose???? (A/N: Ooh! I got this from Saiyan Rage in Tekkenicus' homepage. Please check it out as well... ^^)
Marduk: Not that either!
Steve: Heck, then what DID you lose???
Marduk: My underwear.
Kazuya: What the-?
Nina: YOU LOST YOUR UNDERWEAR?????
Xiaoyu: Ewwwwwwwwwww... EW! EW! EW! EW! EW!!!!!!
Julia: Yuck! You had to say that out loud????
Marduk: Yes, of course! I was feeling uncomfortable without it. Hey! I wore it before the tournament! Why shouldn't I be? It has been an hour!
Heihachi: Oh, jeez. No wonder it stinks in here.
Eddy (A/N: In case some of you don't know, he's in Tekken 4. Not that I'm bragging or anything!): Yeah. Must be worse than Heihachi's stinkin' diapers.
Christie: Yeah, like, did you, like, know that, like, the smell, like, was all over the, like, auditorium when, like, Heihachi came, like???
Steve: Stop it with the 'like's.
Brian: Pete's sake.
Hwoarang: Man that's worse than Steve's bunny slippers.
*Steve glares at Hwoarang.
Heihachi: What the-?
Jin: How did you know that one?
Hwoarang: Shut up, rival!
Steve: You betrayed me Hwoarang.
Jin: What happened? Did you sneak into his house and sleep on his bed???
Hwoarang: NO! AGH!!! In case you haven't got the brains of Hwoarang, which is ME, there's a website all about the Tekken 4 players. JEEZ!
Xiaoyu: Then why did Steve say that you had betrayed him?
Hwoarang: Because he showed me the website.
*Steve turns red and the redness made him look like a ketchup nutcase! (A/N: If there was such a term of course. Oh no! Quick!!! Grab an extinguisher! He's gonna blow!!!!!)
Steve: Why did you tell them when you weren't suppose to!!! You weren't suppose to I trusted you!!!!! (A/N: Yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, YADA!!)
*Steve said, raving like a lunatic. It made the players' earwax get out of their ears. (A/N: Told ya!)
Nina: Oh, you mean these?
*Nina said holding a pair of bunny slippers in her hands. (A/N: Disgusting, really. The slippers I mean.)
Steve: AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A/N: Heehee... Reviews please!!!! hahahahhahahahhahahahhaha!!!!!!!! I'm going nuts!! hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!! I just wanna laugh!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! (I'm not really a moron or anything... Just wanted something to write. Hehe!)
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