I know this is super short and might be equally super gross - just don't send angry reviews about it, all right? You don't have to read it. Yeah, this is so completely stupid and I don't even know why I wrote it - Boredom's a bitch, eh? Uhm . . . Enjoy?:P
Hiei growled and turned away from the window. He sneered at Yusuke and Kurama.
"What the hell is taking that idiot so long?" He snapped. "What is he doing?"
Yusuke shook his head, relaxing into Kuwabara's couch. He stretched his arms up and put them behind his head, sighing.
"Dude . . ." He said calmly. "Tila Time."
"He's just listening to the same song over and over again in his room!" Hiei exclaimed, his voice shrill with frustration. "Can't someone tell him to fucking hurry up?"
Yusuke shook his head again, a calm look on his face. Kurama looked at Yusuke, tapping his fingers against his knees. They had probably been there almost a half hour, waiting for Kuwabara.
"What is he doing in there, Yusuke?" Kurama asked, a curious look on his face.
"Tila Time." Yusuke said flatly. "Just give him some time, he'll be out in a minute."
"What the fuck is Tila Time?" Hiei growled.
Yusuke opened his mouth then closed it again, shaking his head once more.
"All I'm gonna say is that Kuwabara has bad taste in women." Yusuke glanced at Hiei. "No offense to Yukina."
The walls around them pulsated, mirrors and pictures that hung on the walls rattled as the muffled music blared from Kuwabara's room.
" . . .I ain't tryin' to fuck ya man Errbody know he my number one fan I done been there done that bitch and You wanna get mad bitch, I don't give a damn . . ."
"He also has very bad taste in music." Hiei fumed.
"Just give him a minute." Yusuke said.
"No!" Hiei shouted, getting up from his spot by the window. "I'm going in there and demand he come out right now!"
"Hiei! Don't!" Yusuke jumped up as Hiei went to Kuwabara's room. "Don't go in there!"
Hiei flung Kuwabara's bedroom door open and Kurama and Yusuke watched from the couch as Hiei's eyes widened, the music suddenly louder.
"Dude, get the fuck outta here!" Kuwabara screamed, his voice shrill with embarrassment. "Get outta here!"
Hiei scrambled to close the bedroom door, frantically apologizing. He came back into the living room, his face bright red. Kurama tilted his head to the side, his pretty face twisted in confusion.
"Hiei?" He said softly. "Are you all right?"
Yusuke clicked his tongue, shaking his head in a way that said, "I told you so".
"I warned you."
The music turned off a minute later and Kuwabara emerged, blushing as he hunched his shoulders and avoided eye contact with Hiei, who did the same.
"Hey . . . what's up, guys?" Kuwabara grumbled.
"Ready to go, princess?" Yusuke asked with a smirk, opening the door.
Hiei ran out of the door as Kuwabara nodded at Yusuke, following him and Kurama out of the apartment.
"I don't know what's going on." Kurama stated.
Yusuke put his arm around Kurama's shoulder and whispered in his ear. Kurama's eyes widened and he blushed. He balled his hand up into a fist and coughed into it, looking away from Hiei and Kuwabara.
"See? I told you guys – Tila Time is Kuwabara's private time."
"Shuddup, Urameshi!"
"Please!" Hiei whined, his face turning red again.
"And usually when somebody has their bedroom door closed, the polite thing to do is fucking knock."
"Yeah, that way you avoid situations like this." Yusuke smirked at Hiei, who glared back through his deep blush.