Hey guys, oh yeah a Hetalia AU this time around sooo original right :D lol anyway this is a RussiaXAmerica and like there are side couples, mostly FranceXUK lol and also there is slight USXUK in the first few chapters, so you were warned xD
Full Summary:
Alfred has everything going for him, he's The President of a big Company, he can get whatever he wants, whenever he wants. Only because his Uncle Sam is the Chairman of several organizations. Alfred is constantly hiring new secretaries, usually because they can't do one thing besides look pretty. His Uncle, fed up with this game tells him he will hire the secretary, and that he can choose 3 things about them. Alfred being Alfred, chooses he wants the qualities, Long Legs, nice face and body, and a "hot" butt. His Uncle, using that information and his own wanted abilities (Smart, reliable, serious) gets Alfred a Secretary. Oh they have a nice body and face, long legs and a hot butt… but It's a male! What has Alfred gotten him-self into?
Alfred walked into the tall building filled with bustling people mumbling hellos, questions, answers, and goodbyes to each other. Alfred would have usually stopped to say hello to some of the workers, but today he was not in a good mood, he had to fire his totally hot secretary for 2 reasons. One: She had made him look like an idiot in-front of all his workers, and two: She had thought he was romantically interested in her, now he would be, if he wasn't dating Arthur, 3 years in 2 days.
Walking into his office he was surprised to see his secretary crying and his Uncle Sam standing next to her.
"B-but Sir!" the girl cried, "What did I do?"
"You have been getting to intimate with my Nephew so you are fired," Uncle Sam replied coldly, "Now get out."
The young girl ran out, not even caring she had just bumped into Alfred. Alfred blinked, had his uncle seriously just come in here and fired his secretary? That was his job!
"Uncle Sam, what are you doing?" Alfred yelled walking up to his Uncle, "If anyone is to fire or hire secretaries for me, it ME!"
"That's why I am here Alfred, I have decided you cannot be trusted, and so I will pick this new secretary," Sam looked at the younger man and his lips almost twitched into a smile, the 19 year old was pouting like a 5 year old, "Don't worry," he began teasingly, "You can pick 3 attributes of the secretary."
With that Alfred's mood lightened, "ALRIGHT!" Alfred did a fist pump and began into the attributes he wanted, "They have to like have long legs, a nice body and face, OHHH and a Hot Butt!" Alfred yelled a grin spreading on his face.
Sam frowned in thought and remembered he had a person like that in his inventory that also fit his required attributes, "Okay so I'll be back in a few minutes with the perfect secretary for you!" With that Sam turned on his heal and walked out.
"Mannnnnnn! I gotta call Arthur…" Alfred grumbled as he pulled out his phone, dialing the familiar number.
"Hello?" Alfred heard the familiar voice of his boyfriend and grinned.
"Hey Arthur~ Guess what just happened!" Alfred exclaimed, popping into his chair.
"What? Arthur asked, intrigued, sometimes Alfred would do the strangest and most dangerous thing, so he had to know.
"My uncle just came in fired my secretary and now he's picking out my secretary and-" A Knock sounded, "Damn Gotta go Talk to you soon okay?"
"Okay." And with that Alfred hung up the phone and replied to the knock with a "come in!"
With that Sam walked in a smirk on his face, "Alfred I want you to meet your new secretary, Ivan!" At that a tall man walked into the room and Alfred froze, yeah he had long legs, a nice body and face, and damn he defiantly had a hot butt, but he was GUY Alfred had been expecting a girl not a guy!
"Nice to meet you , I hope we get along!" With that Alfred was broken of his trance and he realized the mess he was in, he had a guy secretary, oh. shit.