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"Aragorn." "No, Legolas." "Yeah, Aragorn!" "No!" "Yeah!" "No, shut up!" "You shut up!" "Shut up! You!" ".that doesn't even make sense!"
Adele paused and thought about what she just said. "You have a point," she finally admitted. "HA!" yelled Adrienne, and did a little victory dance, "Aragorn is so much sexier than Legolas!"
"Dude. Lets just watch the movie!" Adele said, her love for The Two Towers extended edition getting in the way of defending her Beloved's position of Hottest Guy Ever.
"Kay."
Adele leaned over and popped the first DVD into the Holy Receiver of Lord of the Rings Goodness, also known as a DVD player. "EEEEEEEE!!!!" she screamed as the music began playing.
"Shut up!" said Adrienne, and proceeded to do the Fangirl Shriek as well.
"You shut up!" said Adele, and grabbed some popcorn from the vat sitting between them. She threw a bit at Adrienne.
This did not end up well.
Several minutes later, the vat was empty. Adele's eye twitched. "I do so not want to clean this up."
Adrienne, being the good friend she was, ignored her friend's plight, and spotted Legolas running, during one of the many scenes in which he runs. "Hahaha, he wears tights for pants!" she said, "Talk about girly!" She threw a piece of popcorn at the screen, intending to hit Legolas in his most precious of faces.
On screen, Legolas stopped running, and looked around. He bent down, and picked up a bit of white stuff up off of the ground. He looked very confused.
"Um, dude?" said Adrienne, her wide eyes on the screen.
"What?" said Adele, from the floor where she was trying to pick up the popcorn. It wasn't going well.
"You.might want to watch this."
Adele turned to the television. Legolas was now conversing with Aragorn and Gimli.
LEGOLAS: I fear there may be mischief near, for look at what has fallen out of the sky! *holds out bit of popcorn*
ARAGORN: *looks at it* Never in my traveling have I seen such a thing.
Adele dropped all the popcorn she was holding. "Oh..dear..God," she said.
Adrienne was twitching. Adele looked at her, then looked at the screen. Adrienne. Screen. Adrienne. Screen.
In what parts of Adele's mind that weren't completely overcome with shock, she realized that this was one of the most basic Mary Sue plots she had ever seen. She had also read enough Mary Sues to know exactly what she must now do.
"We should use this DVD! It is a gift!" said Adele.
Adrienne looked at her, and blinked.
"Quoting Boromir," Adele explained. She knew what she must do now, for the good of.well, herself. Yes.
She pushed Adrienne into the television, and then launched herself through.
~-~-~-~-~*insert swirly effects here*~-~-~-~-~
"Oof!"
"Dude, what was that noise?" asked Adrienne.
"Umm.I think it was Aragorn," replied Adele. And indeed it was. The one and only Elessar, heir to Gondor's throne was out cold. And Adrienne had landed upon his most royal of backs, and sent him sprawling. Adele had just enough presence of mind to snicker at this lovely scene before her.
"DEMONS OF SAURON! UNLEASH OUR FRIEND AT ONCE!"
Adrienne looked behind Adele. "And there's Gimli," she observed, in a dreamlike way. She giggled. Then she realized, all of a sudden, exactly who she was sitting on. Her eyes widened, and a loud intake of breath could be heard.
Adele covered her ears in preparation for the next five minutes of hysteric screaming.
After the echoes of the last five minutes had faded from the plains of Rohan, she finally uncovered her ears. Adrienne was hugging the still unconscious Aragorn, and still emitting faint squeals.
"Oh dear Illuvatar," said a voice from behind her. A sexy, sexy, familiar, and sexy Elf voice. Adele turned around.
Legolas was stumbling a little uncertainly towards them, with Gimli hiding behind him, muttering, "Some powerful magic these demons have!" Adele twitched, and summoned all of her strength to not start screaming also. It. Was. Legolas.
Her thought pattern ran something like this: '.Legolaslegolaslegolaslegolaslegolaslegolaslegolaslegolaslegolaslegolas.'
"Mrrf," she said, trying to act like she fell out of the sky all of the time, "hello."
Legolas seemed a bit more relieved that one of the two girls could speak intelligently. Nonetheless, he was highly suspect of these two.people.that had fallen and presumably injured one of his companions. "Be you friend or foe?" he asked shortly.
"Friend! We're good friends!" Adele spoke up, anxious to make a good-well, a better impression on the absolutely most beautiful drop-dead gorgeous creature that has ever roamed Middle Earth.
"Are you even armed?" asked Legolas, a little bit more relaxed.
Adele was happy to inform him that they had no weapons on them. This, however, was not incredibly believable, because at the same time she said this, her trusty friend Adrienne had found that her copy of Aragorn's sword had come with her, and she was waving it around, talking about some true destiny or whatnot. Adrienne was always the strange one.
"You lie!" Legolas said, his face hardening.
She felt a bit defensive, and said, "Well, I'm not carrying any at least. I am a maiden of peace!"
Bingo. Jackpot. Adele had just said the magical word maiden, at which Legolas was overcome with some Elfy emotion that involved him begging her pardon. Gimli, however, said something about, "these are times of war. It is best to carry defense." As it was Gimli, Adele simply said, "Dude, it's not like I was prepared to fall out of the sky." Gimli was left wondering if he should be enraged or pleased that Adele had addressed him as "dude". She turned back to Legolas.
"Of course I pardon you, my beloved Legolas," Adele said, smiling. This, however, was not the best of things to say, at not the best of times, especially if those times involved your friend sitting on the comrade of the aforementioned Beloved.
Legolas looked a bit flustered, "My lady," he began, "I am not quite sure how you or your companion know our names, or feel that you know us so well, since surely we have not before met. My companions and I are in search of two lost comrades, and if you have any skill with tracking, or at least with medicine to help our friend, upon who you have lamentably landed, it would be much appreciated. I only regret that we had packed so lightly, for we have no extra clothing to give you."
"Huh?" said Adele.
Legolas blushed and averted his eyes. Adele looked down, only to see that she was wearing the same jeans and black tank top she had on previous to falling through the television.
"Huh?" Adele said again, just to make sure she had gotten her confusion across.
Legolas remained with his eyes averted. Gimli rolled his eyes, and spoke up gruffly, "Ahem! He means that we are accustomed to seeing, um.maidens, wearing slightly more clothing than you and your companion seem to possess."
".oh," Adele replied. That was right, she reflected, even though there were about a grand total of two women in the first movie, they both wore long flowing dresses that were modest and not from Earth's fashion trends of 2003. She supposed that Arwen and Galadriel would both be extremely embarrassed to be seen in this amount of clothing, thus, she should also act embarrassed. She did so.
As a result, Legolas said, "It is hard to begrudge such a modest maiden an item of clothing," and draped his cloak around her shoulders. He offered her his hand, as Adele was still sitting on the ground. Legolas smiled, and said, "Please accept this to make up for the rough words spoken earlier."
Adele was completely overwhelmed, even more so than before. She stared at Legolas' hand for a full minute, at which point she decided that she must do something other than bask in the glory of wearing Legolas' cloak and having him offer her his hand. She tremblingly put out her own hand, at when point he took it and hoisted her up. She looked up into his godly blue eyes, and was just about to go into a coma just form the sheer happiness she was experiencing.
Thankfully, Aragorn woke up at this moment to find a total stranger sitting on his back, holding an exact replica of his sword, and crooning a song about "yoho, yoho, a fangirl's life for me". His first reaction was to grab for his own sword, but as he was lying on top of it, he relied on his second reaction, which was to yell heartily at Legolas and Gimli about being attacked by an evil twin sent by Sauron.
It looked like the beginning of a very interesting day.
"Aragorn." "No, Legolas." "Yeah, Aragorn!" "No!" "Yeah!" "No, shut up!" "You shut up!" "Shut up! You!" ".that doesn't even make sense!"
Adele paused and thought about what she just said. "You have a point," she finally admitted. "HA!" yelled Adrienne, and did a little victory dance, "Aragorn is so much sexier than Legolas!"
"Dude. Lets just watch the movie!" Adele said, her love for The Two Towers extended edition getting in the way of defending her Beloved's position of Hottest Guy Ever.
"Kay."
Adele leaned over and popped the first DVD into the Holy Receiver of Lord of the Rings Goodness, also known as a DVD player. "EEEEEEEE!!!!" she screamed as the music began playing.
"Shut up!" said Adrienne, and proceeded to do the Fangirl Shriek as well.
"You shut up!" said Adele, and grabbed some popcorn from the vat sitting between them. She threw a bit at Adrienne.
This did not end up well.
Several minutes later, the vat was empty. Adele's eye twitched. "I do so not want to clean this up."
Adrienne, being the good friend she was, ignored her friend's plight, and spotted Legolas running, during one of the many scenes in which he runs. "Hahaha, he wears tights for pants!" she said, "Talk about girly!" She threw a piece of popcorn at the screen, intending to hit Legolas in his most precious of faces.
On screen, Legolas stopped running, and looked around. He bent down, and picked up a bit of white stuff up off of the ground. He looked very confused.
"Um, dude?" said Adrienne, her wide eyes on the screen.
"What?" said Adele, from the floor where she was trying to pick up the popcorn. It wasn't going well.
"You.might want to watch this."
Adele turned to the television. Legolas was now conversing with Aragorn and Gimli.
LEGOLAS: I fear there may be mischief near, for look at what has fallen out of the sky! *holds out bit of popcorn*
ARAGORN: *looks at it* Never in my traveling have I seen such a thing.
Adele dropped all the popcorn she was holding. "Oh..dear..God," she said.
Adrienne was twitching. Adele looked at her, then looked at the screen. Adrienne. Screen. Adrienne. Screen.
In what parts of Adele's mind that weren't completely overcome with shock, she realized that this was one of the most basic Mary Sue plots she had ever seen. She had also read enough Mary Sues to know exactly what she must now do.
"We should use this DVD! It is a gift!" said Adele.
Adrienne looked at her, and blinked.
"Quoting Boromir," Adele explained. She knew what she must do now, for the good of.well, herself. Yes.
She pushed Adrienne into the television, and then launched herself through.
~-~-~-~-~*insert swirly effects here*~-~-~-~-~
"Oof!"
"Dude, what was that noise?" asked Adrienne.
"Umm.I think it was Aragorn," replied Adele. And indeed it was. The one and only Elessar, heir to Gondor's throne was out cold. And Adrienne had landed upon his most royal of backs, and sent him sprawling. Adele had just enough presence of mind to snicker at this lovely scene before her.
"DEMONS OF SAURON! UNLEASH OUR FRIEND AT ONCE!"
Adrienne looked behind Adele. "And there's Gimli," she observed, in a dreamlike way. She giggled. Then she realized, all of a sudden, exactly who she was sitting on. Her eyes widened, and a loud intake of breath could be heard.
Adele covered her ears in preparation for the next five minutes of hysteric screaming.
After the echoes of the last five minutes had faded from the plains of Rohan, she finally uncovered her ears. Adrienne was hugging the still unconscious Aragorn, and still emitting faint squeals.
"Oh dear Illuvatar," said a voice from behind her. A sexy, sexy, familiar, and sexy Elf voice. Adele turned around.
Legolas was stumbling a little uncertainly towards them, with Gimli hiding behind him, muttering, "Some powerful magic these demons have!" Adele twitched, and summoned all of her strength to not start screaming also. It. Was. Legolas.
Her thought pattern ran something like this: '.Legolaslegolaslegolaslegolaslegolaslegolaslegolaslegolaslegolaslegolas.'
"Mrrf," she said, trying to act like she fell out of the sky all of the time, "hello."
Legolas seemed a bit more relieved that one of the two girls could speak intelligently. Nonetheless, he was highly suspect of these two.people.that had fallen and presumably injured one of his companions. "Be you friend or foe?" he asked shortly.
"Friend! We're good friends!" Adele spoke up, anxious to make a good-well, a better impression on the absolutely most beautiful drop-dead gorgeous creature that has ever roamed Middle Earth.
"Are you even armed?" asked Legolas, a little bit more relaxed.
Adele was happy to inform him that they had no weapons on them. This, however, was not incredibly believable, because at the same time she said this, her trusty friend Adrienne had found that her copy of Aragorn's sword had come with her, and she was waving it around, talking about some true destiny or whatnot. Adrienne was always the strange one.
"You lie!" Legolas said, his face hardening.
She felt a bit defensive, and said, "Well, I'm not carrying any at least. I am a maiden of peace!"
Bingo. Jackpot. Adele had just said the magical word maiden, at which Legolas was overcome with some Elfy emotion that involved him begging her pardon. Gimli, however, said something about, "these are times of war. It is best to carry defense." As it was Gimli, Adele simply said, "Dude, it's not like I was prepared to fall out of the sky." Gimli was left wondering if he should be enraged or pleased that Adele had addressed him as "dude". She turned back to Legolas.
"Of course I pardon you, my beloved Legolas," Adele said, smiling. This, however, was not the best of things to say, at not the best of times, especially if those times involved your friend sitting on the comrade of the aforementioned Beloved.
Legolas looked a bit flustered, "My lady," he began, "I am not quite sure how you or your companion know our names, or feel that you know us so well, since surely we have not before met. My companions and I are in search of two lost comrades, and if you have any skill with tracking, or at least with medicine to help our friend, upon who you have lamentably landed, it would be much appreciated. I only regret that we had packed so lightly, for we have no extra clothing to give you."
"Huh?" said Adele.
Legolas blushed and averted his eyes. Adele looked down, only to see that she was wearing the same jeans and black tank top she had on previous to falling through the television.
"Huh?" Adele said again, just to make sure she had gotten her confusion across.
Legolas remained with his eyes averted. Gimli rolled his eyes, and spoke up gruffly, "Ahem! He means that we are accustomed to seeing, um.maidens, wearing slightly more clothing than you and your companion seem to possess."
".oh," Adele replied. That was right, she reflected, even though there were about a grand total of two women in the first movie, they both wore long flowing dresses that were modest and not from Earth's fashion trends of 2003. She supposed that Arwen and Galadriel would both be extremely embarrassed to be seen in this amount of clothing, thus, she should also act embarrassed. She did so.
As a result, Legolas said, "It is hard to begrudge such a modest maiden an item of clothing," and draped his cloak around her shoulders. He offered her his hand, as Adele was still sitting on the ground. Legolas smiled, and said, "Please accept this to make up for the rough words spoken earlier."
Adele was completely overwhelmed, even more so than before. She stared at Legolas' hand for a full minute, at which point she decided that she must do something other than bask in the glory of wearing Legolas' cloak and having him offer her his hand. She tremblingly put out her own hand, at when point he took it and hoisted her up. She looked up into his godly blue eyes, and was just about to go into a coma just form the sheer happiness she was experiencing.
Thankfully, Aragorn woke up at this moment to find a total stranger sitting on his back, holding an exact replica of his sword, and crooning a song about "yoho, yoho, a fangirl's life for me". His first reaction was to grab for his own sword, but as he was lying on top of it, he relied on his second reaction, which was to yell heartily at Legolas and Gimli about being attacked by an evil twin sent by Sauron.
It looked like the beginning of a very interesting day.