Lori: Bored…this came in my mind

Akito: And Lori asked me to help her.

Heero: I don't think I'm gonna like this..

Duo: Speak for yourself 'Ro

Lori: someone do the exclaimer.

Suzie: Lori and Akito don't own gundam wing or sailor moon or any of the characters except their own characters and the plot. This is a humor/romance story and the rating is T. Some chapters will be rated M and will have some hurt/comfort/angst moments. She doesn't want any flames so keep them to yourself. Pairings are 01xOC, 02xOX, 03xOC, 04xOC, and 05xOC. Some chars will be OOC.

Lori: Thank you Suzie. Chaz! On with the story!

Chaz: Ok!

Summary: "I don't care what method you five use just as long as you get me the sailor scouts""But clearly there-""No buts Winner now get packing you five leave tonight.""Yes Ma'am"

"I don't care what method you five use just as long as you get me the sailor scouts"

"But clearly there-"

"No buts Winner now get packing you five leave tonight."

"Yes Ma'am"

Une left, rather upset at the team's unwillingness to help her obtain the Salior Scouts. Duo kicked his feet up onto the desk, sighing deeply.

"Seriously, what's so important about these Salior Scouts anyway..? " He asked.

Quater shrugged and looked away slightly," It seems like Une won't tell us for our own good..." he replied, shifting thru papers on his desk slowly.

"Sure... She's just working us like dogs.. Seriously, she needs to lighten up abit..."

"Remember what happened the last time you said that about her and she heard you?" Trowa asked, looking through the files on Une's desk.

"It wasn't pretty Maxwell" WuFei said,leaning against the wall, "I don't even see why she wants us to go after a bunch of onnas in the first place." He said then asked, "Hey where's Yuy?".

They looked over and saw Heero on Une's computer.

"Heero what are you doing?" Trowa asked. He got worried about his friend and team mate from time to time

Heero face was a mixture of solemness and harshness," She has files on them..." he said, typing in somethings here and there. Duo blinked,"Oh seriously?" he asked, walking over.

"Says here, one of them has violent habits.. name fits .. Sailor Havoc..." he said, gesturing to the others.

"Better come and look at this... Looks pretty important..." Duo added.

Trowa, Quater, and WuFei walked over to them and looked over Heero's shoulder.

"Hey there says one is always hopeful. Her name fits too..Sailor hope" Trowa said.

"Hey Heero list of the names of the sailor scouts" Quater said,taking out a note book and a pen. Trowa just couldn't help but shake his head at how prepared Quater could be at times.

"This is a waste of time Yuy. They're just onnas. What's so special about them?" WuFei asked. He looked annoyed by the fact of what's going on and that they were stuck with the mission

Heero typed in 'photos' and scrolled downwards. Rows opon rows of pictures, most of them taken from afar and in battle.

"What's that.." Duo pointed to a small picture. Heero clicked it and it became large, under the picture it said: Salior Havoc and Ice, Flamed Ice... Mixture of flame attack and ice attack. Both the girls looked horriblely beaten and worn out. Duo blinked and stared at the picture, shocked.

"Talk about anger manage meant." Duo added offly

"Seems like we found someone who's temper is worse then Heero's" Trowa said.

Quater was just writing the information down in his note book. WuFei rolled his eyes then glared at Trowa.

"You're really surprised Barton? All onnas have bad tempers" He said.

"Coming from the man who thinks this is a waste of time" Quater chipped in, not looking up from his note book for a minute.

Heero gave Trowa an irratent glance then typed in somthing else, pulling up footage of a recent battle. He turned up the volume, the girl's appeared from the left side of the screen and the first one to talk was Salior Ice,"... Talk about public proprety damage..." she looked at Havoc, who stuck her tongue out. It was peirced,"Seriously..." she added. The others smiled.

"Ready?" Ice asked. They all nodded, "Lets goo.." they seperated. The screen spilt into five different screens, all fighting different enemires. Ice stood in front of her enemy, sizing them up with only a small glance. Salior Havoc smirked and wagged a finger a it, taunting and mocking it. The others took the same approach as Salior Ice, not all as reckless and as carefree and Havoc.. She was always the crazy one.

Trowa looked at one of the screens and saw Sailor hope. He pointed to the screen she was in.

"Heero who's this one?" He asked. Hope really didn't look like a fighting type. Quater kept his attention on Sailor Dark Rose. He noted that she looked like a real shy person who hated fighting. WuFei glanced at Sailor Amethyst. He thought that she looked weak and wasn't going to last long fighting in heels. He lightly rolled his eyes.

The battle had begun, Amethyst dodged the attacks with ease. Playing the enemy as a puppet of sorts, though she was the one moving it was the beast the followed. Another roared and smacked the ground in a clear warning that it wasn't playing around, Dark Rose shifted slightly and with a snap of her fingers vines appeared. Havoc dodged an attack, with an automatic twist in mid air and winked at it playful with a quick flick of a wrist dark blue flames wrapped around it. Sailor Hope looked around, there was silence then all of the sudden the breast broke up from the ground. Hope jumped up with amazing speed and looked at it with a soft glace. Sailor Ice had already had her movements planned out, she had already turned the ground into ice. She shifted gracefully on the ice as if skating, the beast however appeared. Slipping and sliding across the iced ground idiotically.

Duo and the others watched in awe at the screen as they watched the battle. Duo had wide eyes, Trowa dropped what ever he was holding, Quater dropped his pain, WuFei was in shock, and Heero looked impressed. It seems like the phrase "Don't judge a book by it's cover" fitted the sailor scouts quite well in this situation they were watching.

Havoc had already set the beast a blaze, it flailed and whined and flipped over a time or two. She licked her lips, the piercing on her tongue gleaming. She flicked her wrists upward once more, drawing to large balls of flame. She smiled girlishly and said,"Welcome to Havoc's hell.." and without a word sent the two flames at the beast. It exploded, sending out a sickly dark red onto everything around it. Dark Rose fixed her hair and shifted slightly, buds blooming on the vines. Once in full bloom began to whip and tie around the beast, the thorns ripping into it's oddly colored flesh. THe vines and held it tightly until it stopped moving all together. THe beast, which looked close to a large mutated dog charged for Salior Ice and just as it was about to strike ice and peirced it's chest and exited out of it's back. THere was a whimper then silence. Amethyst had the beast following her every move, and with laying finger on it and pushed it off a cliff. It roar loudly and then "..." nothing but the roar echoed through the empty cavern. Salior Hope back flipped and with a simple wave of a hand the beast had stopped, it's leg grew weak and it toppled over.

Their eyes went wide. They were in shock.

"Please tell me I'm not the only one who saw that" Duo asked.

"You're not. She took it down with out even touching it!" Trowa said. Quater only stared at Sailor Dark Rose. Heero looked like he was drooling at Sailor Ice. They heard a thud. WuFei had past out after watching Amethyst in action and fell hard to the ground in shock.

"... Whats this..." Salior Ice said looking into it's fur, she reached down and pulled something out. "..." she and tossed it away in a jerking motion, an explosion... From evey angle visiable sent the Salior scouts flying backwars. " Hck!" Salior Havoc spit blood onto the ground. She stumbled upwards, and closed her eyes she murmured something shot a brust of flame into the air. From the other cameras the Salior seemed to be doing much better than Havoc, being caught in an exploision in all. They all turned their heads, noticing the flare like flame. THey headed towards it, switfly and gracefully. Havoc began towards the brunt body of the monster she had defeated," He-!" Salior Ice called then stopped.

".. You made a mess as usual..." Hope said softly. Salior Havoc looked towards the others, spitting out some more blood.

".. You alright?" One of them asked. She nodded,"I think we've gotta problem though.. an offical challange ..." Havoc stated, pulling out a jewel from the bloodly mess. " Whats that?"

"It seems like some sort of Jewel" Ice said,walking over to Havoc.

"Maybe it's the baddies calling card." Dark Rose said.

"Like when a rapist will hang his victims underwear on a line like a flag" Hope said softly.

"Well what ever it is it's evidence now. We should have Sailor Moon and the others look at it" Ice said,taking out a ziplock back for the jewel to go in.

Havoc blinked as the the jewel flung back towards her and away from Ice.

"What the fuck..." She said, taking it into her hands again. She blinked once and closed her eyes the jewel began to glow akwardly, she opened her eyes again.

"Yep... Just as i thought..." she said, brushing past the girls,"It reacts to my train of thought... If i focus it reacts automatically..." she said then looked at Hope,"And rapist do not do that... they keep the under wear and they sure as hell do not do that..." she said a-matter a factly. She sighed and rolled it between her fingers.

"Lets go..." and that they had vanished, and the video footage came to an end.

"Not all rapist keeps thir victims underwear" Duo said.

He got several weird looks at him rom his friends.

"What? It's the truth" He said.

"Anyways Heero type in Sailor Moon and see what we get" Trowa said,changing the subject. Quater looked like he was gonna have a heart attack and WuFei was just waking up.

"Ow my head" He groaned,getting up. WuFei rubbed his head

Heero nodded and typed it in, Salior Moon... He pulled up pictures of her and other salior scouts popped up as well. Qauter looked at WuFei and shook his head "You missed it... Aparently those onnas... fought pretty well..." he said, poking Wufei with his foot.

"So what do you wanna know about Salior Moon?" Heero asked Trowa, staring at the screen.

"If my calculations are correct then they should all live in the same area so it should make it easier to look for them" Trowa said,looking at the screen.

"Winner stop poking me with your damn foot" WuFei said as he sat in a near by chair. Duo was staring at the screen with Trowa then noticed something.

"Uh aren't we supose to be packing for tonight?" He asked

Heero blinked, Oh yeah..." he said, pushing away from the desk and closing out of the screens.

"Well i suppose we better start packing... We've got hunting to do tomorrow..." he said, standing. Then all walked out and headed down the hall quietly without a word to one another. It was easy to tell that they were thinking about the Salior Scouts...

"Am I the only one who found it weird that the sailor scouts were talking about rapists?" Duo asked. He was a bit disturbed by that fact.

"No" Quater said "It creeped me out some. It really did".

"Me too" Trowa said,tapping his foot. WuFei didn't say anything at all

Heero looked back at them, his face serious. "We're off the rapisst topic.. starting now. Now shut up and focus..." he said strictly. He looked forward again and sighed, rubbing his wrists slightly as he began to think. " ..." there was an akward silence that fell apon them as they walked.

Duo leaned a little bit into Quater and Trowa "Hey guys?" He whispered.

"What is it Duo?"

"Yeah Duo what is it?" Trowa whispered.

"How much you wanna bet that 'Ro gets laid on this mission?"

"20"

"50. Wait with or with out being drunk?"

"With out"

"40"

"What are you idoits talking about now..." Heero asked, looking back at them. Unusually pissed. "We have to stay focused... you guys know that right.. fight any of you get brunt to death by the crazy girl with the tongue peircing.. it's not my fault ..." he remarked. sighing deeply.

"Oh like you could take on the Ice user" Duo said.
"Guys come on let's not do this" Quater said.

"Yeah this is gonna be a pointless fight" Trowa said.

"I say let them fight. Yuy might kill Maxwell this time" WuFei said. Trowa thunked WuFei on the back of the head as he glared at him.

"Ow!" WuFei said

"Hey at least i wont get mocked while my ass is getting kicked. The fire user is rude and she might just make a bloodly mess of you ..." Heero said, stepping up towards Duo.

"I'd rather burn to death then get my ball froze off 'Ro. I'll atleast be a man if I die" Duo said, walking towards his japanese friend. "Besides if you ask me you really need to get laid or atleast get that pole out of your ass" He added

"Up yours Duo.."

"S my D 'Ro.."

TBC

Lori: Well I think that went good

Akito: Same

Duo: You guys are evil

Heero: With a capital E

Chaz: Read and Review please

Suzie: Onna means Woman in chinese