Monsters are things created by the fear of others, there beliefs and the government.

This monster is not a demon from another dimension. It has always been here.

Monsters hunt you down and rip you limb from limb until you are nothing but a battered corpse.

This Monster is the smartest thing known to us, it is the scariest thing known to man.

Is this monster something with decaying skin, or fur with teeth three feet long?

No this monster has no fur and it's people help it or it is a lone wolf that no one cares about.

Is it a paranormal creature tall with no mouth, or a giant monster buried under the earths crust?

No it is not that either.

Is it a wolf?

No it was long, they where as scary as they are now, did not have radiation kings, they had shows of color and to be true with you they where idiots.

What is the monster?

I named you after one of them, every one is or will be.

What is it?

It's mankind.

"E'llo everyone today we will show you the ins and outs of being a freelance policeman." A loud speaker announcing the new arrivals of new lackeys.

The emotions of them where varied from embarrassment to excitement, a single light source turned on and three figures immerged.

The Figure that was holding a mic came into the light and said "I am The Freelance Police." he looked like a red academy heavy.

The next figure in a Antarctic expeditionary outfit said "Refer to me as Chung."

The very last figure stood in the light and said "I am nice to meet you guys."

The Fun Freelance Police said looking disgusted at " we have picked a few of you for our program," The Fun Freelance Police

grabbed a peace of paper and read "Nero, Archimedes, Juan and Tom."

The Fun Freelance Police then escorted the new recruits to the room where they will eat, sleep and study.

Alchemies asked "Mr. Freelance what am I assigned to?"

The Fun Freelance Police answered saying "Engi with tom, Nero and that other fellow are heavies."

Then a slight scream was heard and Juan was running away.

The Fun Freelance Police said "Guess he wasn't ready."

Little did they know something was lurking in the vents.

The Fun Freelance Police opened the door and he said "Today gents we become acquaintances."