Chapter One: Fur and Water Just Don't Mix

A/N: Hey y'all (yes, I did just say y'all...) This is my first fanfic for this fandom. I love Kickin' It, and I know that basically every story here is centered around Kim/Jack, but I could help myself, I just had to follow suit. Anyway, I personally love the holidays, especially Christmas and cannot wait until they arrive. Which is why I have given myself a little present and have created a Christmas themed story. Hope you enjoy! I'm not sure if I'm going to make this into a one-shot or not, or continue with it. So... you help me decide. Thanks and enjoy!:)

Disclaimer: I in no way, shape, or form own Disney XD's Kickin' It

Kim let out a frustrated groan as she felt the clumps of snow begin to sink into her favorite cream Ugg boots. Kim bit down hard on her bottom, chapped lip as she tried her hardest to stifle another scream when five more pieces of ice found their way to the bottom of her foot. Usually such trivial things like water, "freezing, blisteringly cold water" she mumbled to herself, didn't tend to bother her, but it was just that time of year again. Although the majority of the world looked at Christmas time as the most "magical time of the year", Kim Crawford couldn't stand the season. Call her a Grinch, a Scrooge, or even a Jack Frost, or what you will, but she hated, no despised, the holiday for all that it stood for. Whenever Kim Crawford thought of Christmas she thought of the hours spent shoveling the enormous driveway leading up to the Crawford Mansion, opening presents on Christmas day and only finding SAT prep guides and AP practice tests enclosed in cardboard boxes, and the dozens of snowballs thrown under her shirt by her nuisance of a brother, Mattie. Kim shook her head as she quickly ran through her schedule for the day: a math exam first period, history debate second, English literary discussion third, portrait class fourth, lunch, chemistry, resource, and then cheerleading. She refused to let the Christmas spirit get to her. As the Seaford High School doors came into view, Kim hitched her backpack higher on her shoulder, tried her best to ignore the pool of water mixing in with the fur of her boots, and braced herself for what was to come.

And yet she had apparently not braced herself enough for what she saw next. Kim Crawford had just entered a world of pure red and green. Everywhere she looked she saw tinsel and ornaments. Every single row of lockers was lined with its own garland. Posters of Frosty the Snowman, Santa, and Rudolph were plastered on every bulletin board. Kim slowly rubbed the sides of her temples, as she tried her hardest to ignore the bloody reds and sagey greens. She tried her hardest to not try to fantasize herself taring down every single garland and poster until she was blue in the face. All of a sudden Kim heard the loud ringing of at least twenty bells.

"Ohhhhh, dashing through the snow on a one-horse open slay," Milton belted at the top of his lungs. The boy was clad in a bright red Santa sweater that any grandmother would be proud of, with his shorts hiked up high, his Rudolph knee high socks with sewn on bells were visible for the whole world to see. And then to top it all off a green elf hat with at least twenty different colored bells was jammed onto his head.

Milton paused for a moment as he rushed over to Kim's side, shoved an identical elf hat on the blonde's head, and resumed signing.

"Over the field we go. Laughing all the way… Ha…. Ha….. Ha?" Milton slowly ended the song in a question, as he watched in sheer horror as Kim chucked the elf hat into the nearest garbage can possible. Milton stared strangely at Kim.

"So, I'm guessing you're not a big fan of the holidays?" Milton attempted to joke weakly.

"Really? What was your first guess?" Kim deadpanned.

"But-but everyone loves the holidays!" Milton exclaimed as if that was reason enough.

"Everyone except me, apparently," Kim snapped as she threw open her locker to retrieve her math textbook and graphing calculator.

"There's the snow, the catchy jingles, the lights, and of course the cookies and cocoa! What's not to like? "

Kim glanced quickly at the big black clock in front of the main entrance (even that was wrapped in tinsel as well.) She did not have time to go into a rant about her hatred for the holiday, so she quickly snapped her locker closed and headed towards her classroom.

"Oh, believe me Milton not everything is candy canes and snowflakes when it comes to the holidays," Kim said acidly as she pivoted on her still wet boot and walked angrily towards the math room.

"What was that all about?" Jack asked, as he rounded the corner to the lockers. Of course Jack knew what had just happened, since it was virtually impossible not to hear the two 9th graders yelling or singing at each other from across the hall, but he was curious to see what Milton had to say about it.

"I never thought I would ever say this, but Kim's just not into Christmas," Milton said with a mortified expression plastered on his face.

The textbook that Jack was taking from his locker almost slipped out of his hand.

"Are you sure Milton?"

"Jack, your girlfriend chucked my favorite elf hat into the garbage can harder than she threw Ricky Weaver into the guacamole last month," Milton said seriously.

"The one with the twenty multicolored bells?" Jack asked and as he digested Milton's entire sentence his cheeks began to flame.

"She is not my girlfriend," Jack muttered.

"Not yet she isn't!" Milton sang in a singsong voice.

Jack's eyes darted quickly around the hallway in a desperate attempt to avoid the conversation by any means possible. His eyes landed on a brown curly haired girl with glasses and a very floral skirt.

"Well what about you and Julie?" Jack countered back.

"Uh-uh, what about me and Julie?" Milton stammered out.

"You know chemistry. Single spot light. She's the only girl you can see,"

"I have no idea what you are talking about Jack," Milton said all too casually, once he had gained his composure, "and besides we should be focusing on Kim, right?"

"Well, what did you have in mind Milton?" Jack asked.

"Well, right now only three things come to mind: you, mistletoe, and a whole lot of snow balls,"

A/N: So I hope that you enjoyed my little attempt at doing Kim/ Jack. Don't worry, if I decide to continue this there will be more of the two lovebirds. :). Anyway, I hope that you all had a great Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Cyber Monday, and awesome first day of December. Thanks so much for reading, and please review!:)