The Robot Smash Bros
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Disclaimer: I don't own Super Smash Bros, Nintendo does. This story is inspired by game2002's stories, is set in his universe and is non canon. I have started this story with his permission, I don't own any of his OC's, any OC that appear in this story that does not belong to him belongs to me, and that includes the upcoming robot Smash Bros. Thank you very much.
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Chapter 1
"Curses, those smashers have foiled my plans for the last time. If there only was a way to defeat them."
Inside the secret Skull fortress, deep underground, the mad scientist Dr. Albert Wily kept on venting his frustration. Thanks to the heroic deeds of the smashers, his plans for world domination had been stopped for the third time.
"There must be a way to take them out of the picture, think Wily, Think."
"Master Wily!"
"What is it Shadow Man?"
The dark navy colored, ninja robot known as Shadow Man stepped out of the shadows in the room.
"There's trouble on the first floor, Heat Man decided to try the old saying "beat fire with fire" literally, Aqua Man is trying to put it out right now but he'll need help."
Dr. Wily just sighed "not again, I'll get Bubble Man ready" but then a small idea popped into his mind "wait, did you say beat fire with fire?"
"That is correct, master"
"Yes, that's it. To beat the smashers I need my own smashers, Shadow Man, I have a new mission for you and the others, collect all the data you can on the smashers, their strengths, weaknesses, etc. and make sure you don't get caught."
"As you command master Wily, I will inform the others right away!"
As Shadow Man quickly excited the room the same way he came in, Dr. Wily just leant back into his chair with a mischievous smirk.
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One week later. Onett.
Fox, Zelda, Link and Pichu are strolling through the streets, looking at the various shops that line the streets while chatting together.
"So while the crossbow has its advantages, there's still nothing that can beat the good ol' bow and arrow"
"I see your point, but what about modern handguns and a bow, how would that fare? It's clear who the winner of that competition is."
Deciding to buy themselves some ice-cream, they sat down on bench close by. Enjoying their ice-creams, something quickly caught the attention of Pichu.
"Is it just me or do you guys feel were being stalked?"
Link was quick to answer him, "Yeah, those guys in coats over there look suspicious, I've noticed they were at the same places we were."
"And using coats and hats during this kind of weather" Fox added. "Something's not right here!"
"I say we ask them why they're following us"
Agreeing on Zelda's proposition, they stood up and looked at the two strangers at the bench next to them. Noticing this, the two men in coats suddenly jumped up and ran away.
"We've been spotted. Mission abort"
"Wait, don't let them get away!"
The four smashers gave pursuit, following their stalkers into an alley, with nowhere to run they were quickly cornered.
"Now, tell us who you are and why you guys stalked us"
"Sorry, no can-do, SM, get us out of here"
Suddenly two hands came out the shadows and dragged the coat-men away into the darkness, leaving no traces. All the smashers could do was to stare in disbelief as though they had seen a ghost.
"Did you guys see that? The shadows just ate them" Pichu said with his eyes wide open.
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Meanwhile, back at the secret Skull Fortress.
"Master Wily will not be pleased with this, Star Man, Magnet Man, you should've be more careful. Now we must be more careful when gathering data"
While discussing the failure of the mission, Metal Man entered the room.
"Hey Shadow Man, Wily says that you, me, Gravity, Flash and Snake are next out"
"Got it"
As the five robot masters assembled, Dr. Wily soon made his entrance, followed by Reggae and Tomahawk Man.
"Listen up, here is what I want you five to do these tasks, Shadow Man and Snake Man, you two will follow and gather data. Metal Man, you will observe and test the smashers if need be, Gravity Man and Flash Man, you two will intervene, subdue and help the others escape if you're discovered. Is that clear?"
"YES MASTER WILY"
"Good, any questions?"
"I got one Doc W, why's Tomahawk Man here? The bird I can understand but why him?" Metal man showed his curiosity as to why the robot master had entered with Wily.
"Security purposes, in case that blue twerp finds me, you know Quick Man and the others are still being repaired, and besides, Tomahawk Man here is someone I can trust"
"Tomahawk Man will rather go offline than betray master Wily!"
"Yeah yeah, I get it, can we get out of here?"
"Of course, now go out there and show you're worthy of being Wily bots!"
"Aye"
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Back at the Smash mansion, Fox and the rest of the gang were telling their story to the others.
"And then they just get dragged into the shadows and disappear like nothing"
"Mmmh, disappearing into the shadows you say?" Ganondorf thought out loud, "well, I don't know about any spell that can do that, so there has to be another reason"
Unbeknownst to them, they were being secretly watched. Up in the ventilation shaft, Snake Man had crept in, observing his targets without a sound.
In the meanwhile, Shadow Man was stalking through the hallways, taking care not to be seen. Deciding that he could have some fun, he quietly loosened the knobs on all three bathroom doors, making sure they would break off when grabbed.
Then he quietly slipped into the shadow under a small table nearby, waiting patiently, and soon enough footsteps could be heard.
"Uh oh, maybe I should not have eaten the food Mr. Wario offered me, now I really need the toilet!" Pit told himself as Shadow Man just observed from his hiding place. As soon as the angel laid his hand on the door knob, it broke off. "Oh no, what do I do?"
Outside the mansion, Gravity Man, Flash Man and Metal Man could be found snickering, looking through the special camera Shadow Man always kept with him.
"Oh man, that guy just knows how to do it"
"I know, and did you see the face on angel boy, hilarious!"
Suddenly, they noticed they were not alone. Not far from where they sat, Young Link was walking back to the mansion after a long day of walking around aimlessly. The three robots looked at each other, then Young Link and the each other again before giving Flash Man a nod. Using his Time Stopper, everything stood completely still around Flash Man as he walked over to Young Link, plastered a "kick me" note to his back and then swiftly giving him a good kick in the butt before hiding. As soon as time started moving again, Young Link flew face first into the ground.
"Ow, what happened?" he turned around to see no one, before he noticed the piece of paper on his back, deciding that he didn't want to stick around, he ran back to Smash Mansion as fast as possible. Back in the bushes, the three robots gave each other a high-five.
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Back in the mansion, Pit was growing more desperate as now the second bathroom was also unavailable thanks to a broken door knob, all the while Shadow Man kept on watching the poor angel's misery with a smile. While the angel grew more desperate, the robots found it harder not to laugh.
After reaching the third bathroom and having no luck there either, Pit couldn't take it anymore and screamed on frustration as he dropped the bomb. All the while Shadow Man had filming it and sending it live back to Skull Fortress, where countless of robots were laughing their heads off.
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Author's corner: Despite what you might think, no, the robot masters in this chapter are not going to be really important characters. I just needed them to give the story a nice beginning that explains a little without giving out too much.
Now if you have any questions I'd be happy to answer them. But please keep them sensible, not stupid like "Why did Flash Man kick Young Link?" why? Because he wanted a good laugh.
My writing style ain't the most humorous one, I tend to aim more for action and storytelling so sorry if I disappoint you. And please review.