Notes: I love happy tree friends! And I love Naruto! That's where this and chocolate milk comes in! Chocolate milk makes me hyper enough to come up with this! I mostly love Lee, but I love Flippy too. And here's where the good part comes in…maybe…Not everyone will survive!

Disclaimer thingy: I do not own Naruto (Masashi Kishimoto) or HTF (MondoMedia)

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Lee sprung out of bed feeling like he had more energy and was in a good mood, but had a weird craving for blood. He took a shower. (Fan girls, he was TAKING a SHOWER). Then when he blew dry is soft flowing hair, he whipped the mirror and saw, his nose was a pretty shade of pink. And in a heart shaped tattoo. He had a heart tattoo on his nose.

"Eww! My nose is pink! And the markings are shaped like a heart!" He stared until his towel fell off his waist. "Crap!" Sorry, I'm a major Lee fan girl.

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He tied a scarf around his face, but it was summer, so that was a bad idea. So he put a mask on like Kakashi. Only his was green.

"Hi Neji, hi TenTen." They had a hand over their noses.

"Not you two too."

"What do you mean?" Neji's face turned red, and TenTen took her hand off her face, she had a pink nose heart too.

"You both have heart markings on your noses too?"

"WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU!?" Neji began twitching. His nose looked like Lee and TenTen's.

"Oh Neji, stop it." Gai sensei came and all three slapped their hands to their faces to cover their noses.

"Helloooo…Why are you three covering your faces?"

"No reason." Gai Sensei grabbed their wrists, gasped, picked them all up, and ran to Tsunade's office.

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"TSUNADE!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!" Tsunade heard three sensei's saying this at once. Kakashi came in carrying Sakura, Naruto, and Sai. Naruto's hair was half spiked and had blue highlights. Sakura had light blue highlights, but like Naruto no heart. Sai had a pink nose and his arms seemed shorter.

"Kakashi, what's going-" Gai Sensei came busting in. Then Kurenai led her students and Asuma's in. Ino had the nose but blue highlights too, Shikamaru had a the nose and an all day sucker stuck to his forehead, Chouji had of course the nose (Let's just say the rest have the nose already) and weird face paint. Hinata had white flakes in her hair, Shino had a mole next to his eye, Kiba's front teeth were bigger.

"Why do you all have hearts for noses?"

"Technically, me and Sakura don't."

"Please! I don't know why my youthful students got tattoos but you have to remove them!"

"No, they're not tattoos. Those are…'those' marks." The sensei's all jumped at 'those'. The kids knew nothing of 'those'.

"What does 'those' mean?"

"Every thousand years a village becomes the host to a horrible curse that turns a few ninja into murderous crazy, zany, happy little beings."

"Um…what does that mean?"

"It means were turning into the destruction of the village!" They gasped! They didn't want to destroy the village! They keep their stuff here! And were are they supposed to keep their stuff if this happens?

"So, what is going to happen Tsunade-Sama?" Lee nervously asked.

"Well, you won't become animals, let me pull out this picture." She pulled out a pick of 12 animals. "As I said, you won't become the animals. But whoever becomes this moose, and this green bear, I want anbu on them 24/7! They're the biggest risks. The deadliest." Lee gulped, that bear looks like the one from his dream last night…

-"Where am I? This looks like a, BATTLE FIELD!" Dream Lee ducked from an on going knife. A bear in an army suit stood above him. A horrible look on his face. A knife in one hand swung and crushed Lee's skull, but he didn't wake up. He felt the pain. He felt his blood going down his head, no one should survive this, but he was. The back of his head felt cold, then a hand grasped it and pulled him up to be eye level with the bear who's look changed. He had a sweeter look, and worried for Lee's health, everything went black, and Lee woke up.-

"Welcome back to reality Lee."

"Sorry. That bear was in my dream last night. He attempted to kill me."

"Lee…you're becoming that bear. Your dream signifies which you are."

Naruto raised his hand and started talking.

"That moose was in my dream! He ran me over with a car at a restaurant, then noticed I was still stuck to the car! I tried screaming, but he didn't hear me, or he did and drove faster!"

"Well, them we know the two dangers. Sorry you two." Lee stared at his feet, he didn't think the bear was actually that bad. He had a sweet face. He knows it stuck a knife through his head, but that was a different bear. "Oh Tsunade, I dreamed I was an ant and this aunt eater with glasses ate me. Or tried to, then these other ants lit it's tongue on fire."

"Your this one."

"But it looks like a dork!"

"And it is, congratulations." Sakura made a pouty face. She get's to be a dork.