AN: I don't own anything, rather, everything belongs to JK Rowling, the queen of Harry Potter land (chants all hail J chants) … this having been stated….don't sue me.
Just a small drabble that I wrote… mainly because I have no life…. HARRY FANS DON'T KILL ME… I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS IN MY HEAD AND IT WAS REALLY FUNNY (in my head) , SO I WROTE IT OUT…
As Harry Potter was told that Draco Malfoy harbored a crush on him, he cried a little… then passed out.
As Harry Potter watched with pure agony as NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM accidentally killed Voldemort (he sat on him), he screamed and cried and kicked the ground with pure hatred for Neville, the boy-who-stole-the-golden-boy's-glory… then passed out.
As Harry Potter watched Ginny Weasley, his girlfriend of 5 years, marry Neville the next day (without even inviting him to the wedding), he yelled and yelled and yelled and yelled and yelled and yelled and yelled and yelled and he yelled and yelled and yelled and yelled and yelled and yelled and yelled and yelled (you probably get the picture), at Ron and Hermione (who eventually just walked away without him noticing….)… then passed out.
As Harry Potter sat in St.Mungo's and was given information that he was going to die in the next 30 seconds… he passed out… and then he died.
THE END
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