This is what happens when you watch Doctor Who and listen to clips from Invader Zim. I could just imagine this happening.
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Romana sat at the cafeteria table with her little group of friends. One of them tapped her elbow and jerked her head toward the open door. In walked two of the Academy's top trouble makers, Koschei and Theta. They did everything together because no one else would hang out with them.
They fought all the teachers and when they got detention they never showed up. Theta got hauled into the headmasters office for smoking on school grounds. Later when he smoked he sat on school grounds and when he inhaled he would moved his torso over the boundary so he was not on the grounds when he smoked. He still got dragged into the headmasters office.
Koschei was just crazy. He had chucked a stink bomb into the girls bathroom after physical fitness, than took picture of all the girls as they ran out of the room. He got his camera destroyed and dragged into the headmasters office.
They were just all around trouble makers. Though, if Romana was honest with herself, Theta was somewhat cute.
She watched as the two young Time Lords sat on opposite sides of table and began to whisper secretly. One of her friends reached across the table and grabbed Romana's muffin. "We have to stop whatever they are planning." And with a fluid motion chucked it towards them and hit Koschei on the head.
He looked around. "What? Who?"
"That - That was horrible. And that was my muffin." Romana glared at her friend
He spotted the muffin. He snatched it up and looked around the cafeteria. "WHO DID THIS?!" He stood up on the table and Theta rolled his eyes. "WHO DARES TO SPOIL MY NORMAL BOY HEAD WITH THIS... PORK COW?!"
Romana raised an eyebrow as one of her friends snickered. "Someone had a little extra crazy in their breakfast this morning."
"That's a stinking muffin!" One of the jocks from a table across the room shouted.
Koschei pointed at him. "SILENCE! Whatever this is I will find the beast that threw it. I WILL FIND YOU!! Sleep peacefully now for it is the last peaceful sleep you WILL KNOW FROM THIS MOMENT ON!!"
Theta grabbed him to pull him off the table. "Shut the fuck up Koschei! No one cares!"
Koschei flapped his arms as he tumbled off the table, his face hitting a near by table. Crawling back onto the bench he sat, cradling his eye which had hit the corner. Theta began to make small, harsh gestures with his hands as Koschei nodded to whatever he was say.
This will be continued with stories of the Doctor and the Master as teens and children. Koschei is just a name that I keep seeing pop up for him so I used that. There will be more.