2004 Inuyasha Family
Inuyasha......
He was the character that loved two women,
He was the character that was part demon and part human,
Reading about him makes the heart ache,
It was because the love that he had to go though was too hard
Finally in 2004, Inuyasha became the hit show.
Some pathetic teenagers decide to take over Inuyasha.
Yeah, who is the Inuyasha of 2004?
Some mucho guy???
Or some cute guy???
NO.
Not at all.
Fuck you all who thought it was.
Sadly these pathetic teenagers haven't really found inuyasha.
And it was because Kagome was picky about him.
Now who is this Kagome of 2004?
She is a 15 year old Chinese girl,
Who is looking for her soul mate, Inuyasha.
But another sad thing was that she betrayed Inuyasha for his half- brother, Sesshoumaru.
Now who is this Sesshoumaru??
We do not know.
Pitifully we did not find one.
The saddest thing is that this Kagome girl,
Has fallen in love with a demon that doesn't exist at all.
In fact how can you love someone when you didn't find one?
That's just how she is.
Now let's get to Miroku.
In 2004, this Miroku is a Potter, who smokes pot and mushrooms.
He's the ultimate perverted Miroku.
He likes to talk about his brother farting toward the fire.
He really needs to get a life.
And he had the image a drug dealer because he is.
When people see him, they always know he is up to something, because his face so sly.
And because he has a very bad hair cut.
And there is Shippo who we call PO SHIT.
He had love Kagome for years like a mother.
He's very short and dresses up like a gangster which he can't be one.
We feel sorry for him that way, but we still love him.
YEAH RIGHT....!!!
In 2004 Grandpa Myoga decides to be called Captain Damn It.
Really!!! He should think about it. He's too old.
He's also think perverted stuff like Miroku.
Does he really want to change his name?
Then it should be called Admiral Asswhole or Captain Sucker
Then there is a new character in Inuyasha in 2004.
Her name is Ah Yu Na, she's very close to Kagome.
REALLY, she's her best friend.
And let me tell you something, she's VERY slow.
She's usually being accused by Grandpa Myoga for thinking perverted stuff.
Then there is Koga
He's very tall and very gloomy most of the time
He's very quiet but he enjoys talking to Kagome and Shippo
He is one of the shyest characters in Inuyasha of 2004.
There is Sango, who is very smart
And she does not like Miroku
She has a pet named Kirra
Oh........ Wait.......
In Inuyasha 2004, Kirra is not Sango's pet anymore.
In fact Kirra is a guy.
Pretty sad but it makes us happy.
AHEM
There is Kagura who is really mean,
Unfortunely, Kagura is a guy and he's not gay at least we think so,
He's not big either now or I think, let go to Kanna.
In 2004 Kanna is also a guy, but Kagura and Kanna aren't brothers
In fact they hardly know each other.
There is not much to say about Kanna either because he's not close to us either,
He's just a character that was meant to be there to make the main characters look good.
EHEHEHEHEHEHEH......
Unfortunely Naraku is not here.
But we can tell you he is Inuyasha's arch enemy and to find Naraku,
We got to find Inuyasha first.
But Kagome want to find S first
BLAH BLAH BLAH...
ACK!!!
People talk too much
WELL........
AHEM
And there is the BITCH Kikyo
She looks similar to Kagome and know that they are not recantation
If they were it would piss off Kagome
Anyway Kikyo dresses like Kagome too.
Kikyo started to dress like Kagome often and acts like her.
And let me tell you Kikyo is BUTT UGLY.
She belongs in HELL
She's a worthless piece of hoe
But let's not talk about her, she's not worth it
We have just wasted 2.5 minutes of our lives talking about her.
BULL SHIT
Ok now that all the important characters there is.
Well that's it.
I gotta go and sleep
You guys can get lost or else.
SHOO!!!!
GO AWAY!!!!!!!
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
MOTHERFUCKER!!
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