Author's Note: This is just a short little Twilight poem I thought of in the middle of my geometry test. Keep in mind that this is a parody, so do not take any of this seriously. Also, I would like to say that I myself am a Twilight fan, so I'm not in any way trying to bash it or anything. Review, flame, whatever- I really don't care at this point. This is literally just something I wrote because it came to me and I wanted it out of my head.

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What Edward Really Wants

A special someone to spend all of his time with

Nothing could ever compare with their shared moments alone

Irreplaceable conversations spent bonding with one another

Caring eyes that shone with passionate feelings in their depths

Everything about them would make him wish to never leave their side

Love that would last a lifetime- that would never die

A love strong enough to keep him together, even when everything else was falling apart

Perfection in a way that only he could see

Daydreams to keep his mind away from the monstrosity he sees in himself

Artistic beauty with the power to touch even his frozen heart

Normality in the sense that he could feel human-even for just a moment's time

Consistency- at least one positive constant that would always be there

Extraordinary times together that would be forever embedded in his memory.

Now, if you're okay with keeping it as this cute little poem, ignore what I am about to say. If you are curious as to what Edward really wants, go back to the beginning and read the first letter of every line.


AN: And that was my poem of what Edward really wanted from Bella. Tell me what you think. Like I said in the beginning, it's a parody so please don't take offense. Although, I don't really see how you could...