Our story starts with Matthias of Redwall taking his family, Cornflower and Mattimeo, on a vacation. They rented a private plane and are on their way to Hawaii.

"Wait wait wait," Matthias said, "What are you talking about? Why is there a plane in Mossflower and why do we know about Hawaii? I thought there weren't any human things in these books."

"Shut up, go along with it," the writer scowled, "Or I'll take away your privledges to talk."

Matthias grumbled and sat back in his chair.

"Are we there yet?" Mattimeo whined.

"Not yet," Cornflower said.

"Now are we there?"

"No."

"Now?"

"No."

"Now?"

"NO!"

"Now?"

"NO!!!" Matthias and Cornflower both yelled together.

"I was just asking a question," Mattimeo grumbled.

"Hey, writer person, who's the pilot?" Cornflower asked.

"I'm glad you asked," the writer said.

"Daddy, go ask the pilot when we're gonna get there," Mattimeo said.

"Fine if it will shut you up," Matthias grumbled, opening to door to the cockpit or whatever the place the pilot is in is called.

"Are we there yet?" he asked.

"Nope," the pilot said.

Matthias came over to look at the pilot.

"LYK OMG ITS CLUNY!" He screamed like a girl.

Cluny the scourge scowled, "I'm trying to drive this plane. Shut up or I'll crash it."

"I thought you were dead," Matthias said, "Ya know, not many people survive a giant bell dropping on their head."

"Too bad no one said this was a serious fanfiction," the writer said, "Once again, shut up."

"Fine whatever," Matthias said.

"I'm the co pilot!" Mattimeo said, running up to the co pilot seat and pressed random buttons.

"What are you doing, stupid mouse," Cluny growled, "You hit the Random Button."

"What's the Random Buttoon?" Matthias asked.

"Allow me to explain," the author began, "The Random Button is what makes me very, well, random. So from now one, this story shall be very random and hopefully hilarious."

Suddenly, without warning (randomly, if you'd say), Slagar popped up in a plane seat behind Cornflower.

"And so begins to mayhem," the writer mumbled evily to herself.

"Wha-! What are you doing here!" Cornflower demanded.

"I don't know," Slagar confessed. Suddenly he took of his mask, but his scar was gone. "I don't know either."

"What the beep is wrong with you?" Matthias asked, looking at him strangely.

Slagar put his mask on again. "When my mask is on, I'm Slagar. When it's off, I'm Chickenhound. Duh."

"What?"

"IT'S SIMPLE!" Slagar roared, then refused to say anything more.

"Okay then... let's just get off this stupid plane," Cornflower said.

Suddenly Swartt and Veil Sixclaw, plus Bluefen, appeared in the back row of seats.

"Yo peeps waz up," Veil said.

"Veil what have I told you about trying to impress people with bad slang?" Bluefen asked.

"Sorry mommy," Veil said, sinking into his chair.

"Any more surprises?" Matthias growled to the writer.

"Of course!" The writer answered.

"So where are we going?" Swartt asked.

"Hawaii!" Mattimeo answered.

"Do you even know where Hawaii is?" Swartt asked Cluny.

"Not a clue," the huge rat answered, "Ooh look a thunder cloud. I wonder what happens if I fly straight into it."

"No go under it!" His copilot said.

"Who's the copilot?" Mattimeo asked the writer.

"I really don't know. Ummmm, Sela," the writer said.

"Mommy!" Chickenhound called out, his mask currently off.

"Whatever," Sela grunted.

"But mommy!" Chickenhound cried, running over to her, putting his mask on.

"Ugh get out of my face Chickenhound," the loving mother said.

"Who are you women? My name's Slagar."

"Whatever," the writer said, "We don't have enough characters. Hmmm... who's some random characters I can add?"

"Expand from the books Mattimeo and Redwall," Cornflower pleaded, "These guys are so boring!"

"Hey!" Veil grunted.

"Don't worry honey," Bluefen said, "She didn't mean us because she didn't mention the Outcast of Redwall."

He buried his head into his mother's side.

Suddenly, Martin the Warrior, Gonff, Rose, Tsarmina Greeneyes, Badrang, Breeze, Nightshade, and Redtooth appeared. The plane was getting crowded.

"This is ackward..." Martin the warrior said to Tsarmina and Badrang, who were both next to him.

"Who's Breeze?" Rose asked.

"A random haremaid. I forgot which book," the writer shrugged, "I just liked her name."

"I feel so loved," Breeze said, "But why am I the only hare here?!"

Suddenly Basil Stag Hare and Jodd the Squirrelhare appreared in the seats next to her.

"That's better," she said.

Suddenly there was a scraping on the window.

"MOMMY I'M SCARED!" Chickenhound wailed, then out his mask on. "I'll get it," Slagar said.

"I think he's crazy," Redtooth said.

Slagar opened the window and General Ironbeak came tumbling in with Mangiz and Korvus Skurr.

"Attack of the Ravens!" Mattimeo cried, hiding behind Cornflower.

"I'm a crow," Magniz grunted.

"This is just wonderfull," Matthias growled, "Now what, writer?"

"Huh? Oh sorry, I was daydreaming. Anyway, still not enough charecters," the writer said.

"You made a typo," Gonff pointed out, "You spelled charactors wrong."

"So Did you," Martin said.

"You shouldn't have capitalized the D in did," Tsarmina said.

"SHUT UP!" the writer growled. Everyone was quiet. They were very cramped inside the small plane.

"I need more characters..." the writer said to herself. Everyone groaned.

"I need my doomwytes!" Korvus Skurr whined.

Suddenly three doomwytes appreared next to him.

"I want five!" He whined again.

"The other two are stuck in traffic," The writer said.

"DOOOOOOM!!!!" A voice suddenly called out.

In the cargo storage, apparantly a rabbit stowed away. Remember that rabbit in Mattimeo that could only say things that started with D's? Yeah, let's just call him the Doom Bunny.

"Who are you talking to?" Ironbeak asked.

"I really don't know," the writer said, "Anyway, we need the best character of all! BABY ROLLO!!!!!"

Baby Rollo suddenly appeared in Cornflower's arms.

"Hey Chickenhound," Slagar said, "How ya doin?"

He pulled the mask off. "I'm good, you?"

He put the mask back on. "Good, good. So lovely weather, right?"

The mask came off. "Good, Slagar. Hehehehe!"

"Ignore him," Sela said, "He's having another moment."

"We're all here," the writer said, "Let's begin the plot."

"What plot?" Swartt asked.

"We're just on vacation!" Matthias said.

"That's what you think," the writer warned.

"We're going down!" Cluny suddenly called out, "This shouldn't be happening! Whenever I play x-plane, I always rule at flying planes!!!"

Suddenly they all crashed. It was chaos. Chickenhound and Veil both hid behind there mommies. Mattimeo laughed. Martin and Swartt screamed like two little girls. Matthias, however, screams like a girl in a horror movie about to get killed. While Cluny screams like a little girl with helium falling down a cliff. While-

"WE GET IT!" Rose shouted.

"We crashed into a mountain!" Cluny called out.

All of the creatures emptied out onto the mountain. The Doom Bunny needed some help getting convinced to leave the cargo hold. Ya know, 'cause he's crazy and all.

"It's plastic!" Cornflower said.

"Welcome to the Matterhorn in Disneyland!" The writer said, trying to sound evil. Everyone stared at her.

"I am going to tell you now. You cannot escape until I say so. Three of you will die. Just try to enjoy yourselves, ok? By the way, have your corndogs after you go on the teacups."

Everyone screamed. No one there liked corndogs.