You shot me!
Jasper got the gun ready to shoot once again
Jasper: shoot!
the plate flew the air then shattered into tiny pieces
Emmett: Nice
Edward: here comes your wife (rolls his eyes)
Alice: (skips to jaspers side) can I have a go?
Jasper: I don't think that's such a good idea
Alice: let me try
Emmett: give the girl a go
Jasper: (rolls his eyes) fine (hands her the gun)
Alice gets the gun ready
Alice: pull!
Alice aims then shoots
Edward: you shot me!
Alice: are you hurt?
Edward: No
Alice: then suck it up princess
Jasper: ill take that before you…
jasper grabs the gun and Alice acsidently shoots
Jasper: …shoot someone else
Alice: sorry
Emmett: that looks like fun shoot me
Alice: you want me to shoot you?
Emmett: yer Edward and jasper got shot I want to be shot as well
Alice: I'm not going to shoot you!
Emmett: but that's not fair! Rose, Alice is excluding me!
Alice: I am not!
Rosalie: what's wrong Emmett?
Emmett: Alice shot Edward and jasper but she wont shoot me
Alice: it was an accident! I didn't mean to shoot my husband
Edward: what about me? or don't I matter?
Alice: I didn't mean to shoot you either but I don't care about you
Edward: thanks I love you to.
Emmett: see she shot Edward on purpose
Alice: I did not
Rosalie: fine ill shoot you if it'll make you happy
Emmett: No! Alice shot Edward and jasper it's not the same if you do it
Rosalie: so if Edward jumped off a cliff would you do it too?
Emmett: Edward jumped off a cliff! which one
Rosalie: No Edward didn't jump off a cliff, I was just saying…
Emmett: but you said Edward jumped of a cliff, I bet jasper did it too. why wont you let me do anything fun?
Alice: No one jumped off a cliff you idiot
Emmett: your so mean!
Rosalie: remind me why I married him because im seriously having trouble right now
Edward: because your utterly insane and for some odd reason you love him
Emmett: now your against me too!
Rosalie: I am not insane
Edward: (shrugs his shoulders) you asked
Rosalie: well at least I'm not in love with a human and continuously putting them in danger
Edward: I haven't put her in danger
Jasper: lately anyway
Edward: who's side are you on!
Jasper: well at least you weren't shot by your own wife
Edward: no I was shot by someone else's
Alice: I said sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you
Emmett: yes she did! that's all she ever wants to do is hurt people
Alice: I do not now go away you big baby
Emmett: see she's so mean
Esme: children play nice or don't play at all
Carlisle: is that my gun?
Jasper: Emmett got it out
Emmett: I did not!
Alice: yes you did now stop lying
Rosalie: well Alice shot Edward and jasper
Alice: Rosalie threatened to shoot Emmett
Rosalie: no I didn't I offered
Esme: that's just as bad
Edward: Jasper tried to exclude his wife
Jasper: at least I spent time with my wife and don't run the risk of eating her
Edward: I'm getting better!
Emmett: Edwards dating a human!
Esme: we already knew that
Emmett: it seemed like an appropriate thing to say at the time
Rosalie: no dear
Alice: your so stupid
Emmett: I am not! Esme, Alice is being mean
Esme: what did I say! If you can't play nicely then don't play at all
Carlisle: Alice and Emmett separate