A day in Doctor Walson's office.

Now you might have read the title and thought what does this have to do with Mario? Read on and find out.

This takes place at a doctor's office.

A Nurse came out and told Mario in the waiting room. "Mario, the doctor will see you now!"

"Thank you." Replied Mario andwalked into the office. He was seeing a doctor called walson.

"Hello Mario." he greeted. "What's the problem this time."

Mario moaned. "My hand really hurts."

Walson sighed "This is the 8th time Mario! I've told you don't punch those coin blocks so hard!"

"I'm sorry." Mario apologized.

Walson sighed again. "Let me bandage your hand. At least you aren't hitting the blocks with your head anymore. You lost 6% of your brain by doing that."

"I know! I can't do math anymore."

After bandaging Mario's hand and giving him some prescriptions for painkillers, he asks for the next patient.

Walson called in the waiting room. "Let's see Luigi now!"

Luigi walked into the office "I'm-a-Luigi number one!"

"Indeed you are. Hello Luigi, what's seems to be the problem." Asked Dr Walson.

"I've lost all feeling in my left arm. I can't move it!"

Walson thought it over and answered. "I see, have you been doing anything out of the ordinary recently?"

"Well last week my brother pounded me into the ground with a hammer in order to help get Princess Peach's voice back."

"Ah yes. I read that in the paper. I'm writing you a prescription for some pills, the feeling will come back in a week. Avoid doing any weightlifting whatsoever."

"Thank you, doctor!" Luigi smiled.

Walson called into the waiting room. "Let's see the Wicked Brothers please!"

Wario and Waluigi walk in.

"What seems to be the problem?" Walson asked the Wicked Bros.

"Call us nuts, but me and my brother seem to act like raccoons sometimes, we sometimes have the urge to go out at night and play in the garbage. We sometimes think we have rabies." Wario replied

"It's weird! What's wrong with us." Questioned Waluigi.

Walson thought it over and answered. "Ahhh…..I've heard about this have you been using raccoon leaf powerups."

Wario replied. "Yes."

"Lay off those for a little while, they can have strange after effects. After that you'll both be back to normal."

"Thank you, doctor." Waluigi smiled

Wario snapped at Waluigi. "Don't say thank you! Do you want to be a bad villain or not!?"

It is now lunchtime. The doctor is eating a sandwhich with the nurse in a coffee bar

"God! Ever since this Mario fellow came along. Business has never stopped." Dr Walson complained.

"Just be thankful you're not the vet. He gets tons of goombas and turtles every single day claiming they've all been squished flat."

Walson said sarcastically "Jee…I wonder who's causing all these injuries?"

"And don't even get me started on the other patients."The nurse replied.

Now let's see the vet's office. Yoshi is getting treated by a man named Smith

"I vomit about 5 or 6 times a day!" Yoshi complained.

"The answer is simple Yoshi. Eat less." Smith replied.

THE END.