Hey guys, LFMPMD here! As you can tell this is a Harry Potter story. The
usual HP gangs there along with my character Lily so yeah should be
interesting. Not too sure about what it's about yet, but hopefully there'll
be a plot . . .
Disclaimer: I do not own most of the things that will be mentioned in this story, but primarily, I do not own Harry Potter.
*AN- The Rogue Prince gave me the title for this story and I'll probably get a few ideas from Rogue, too, so prepare for fun, messed-up Harry Potter goodness! *
Harry Potter and the Quest for the Forbidden Cheese Wheel
Prologue
It was a dark, stormy night at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and students and teachers alike were all preparing for a very special feast. It was mid October and Halloween was right around the corner. The feast was going to be involving two other schools and there would be a band called the Weird Sisters playing songs for them that night at the feast. But, the feast isn't for a few weeks and the students could hardly wait another day. Harry Potter, in his sixth year, was walking out of the Library and was going to head up to the Gryffindor Common Room, when Lily Thatcher saw him and exclaimed to Harry, "hey, you need to come down to the Great Hall, right now! Professor Craft is going to tell some legends and myths, and from what I've heard they're going to be quite good. Come on, Ron and Hermione are already down there waiting for us!" She grabbed Harry by the hand and they headed down to the Great Hall.
They had reached the closed doors to the Great Hall when Draco Malfoy and the Gruesome Twosome, Crabbe and Goyle stepped in their way. "Move, Malfoy," Harry said with a deep hatred for Malfoy in his eye. Lily looked down to Harry and Draco's hands: they both were reaching for their wands. "I said move, or else!"
"Or else what? You'll tell your mommy? Oh, wait you don't have a mommy. She died," Malfoy smirked.
"She didn't die, she was murdered! She was murdered by the most evil person on earth, Voldemort, and your father still works for him!"
"You can't prove that, Potter. No matter what you do, someone is always going to want to kill you," he turned to Crabbe and Goyle and said so Harry and Lily couldn't hear, "frankly, I hope that Voldemort and my father find a way to kill him, and I hope they kill Granger and those damn Weasleys, too," he turned back around to Harry and said, "your days are numbered, Potter, better live you life to the fullest," and with that he turned and stormed off towards the dungeons.
"That bastard! Harry you can't let him say things like that, you have to do something about it! At least punch him a couple of time!"
"No Lily. If I hit Malfoy, I'll get in trouble and I can't risk that . . . anyway, we should head on in now, I think it's about to start."
* So there's the prologue to the wonderful story so far, I hope that you enjoyed it (hopefully enough to review *hint, hint*) and stay tuned for future chapters of: (cue announcer) PIGS IN SPACE! Just kidding . . . *
Disclaimer: I do not own most of the things that will be mentioned in this story, but primarily, I do not own Harry Potter.
*AN- The Rogue Prince gave me the title for this story and I'll probably get a few ideas from Rogue, too, so prepare for fun, messed-up Harry Potter goodness! *
Harry Potter and the Quest for the Forbidden Cheese Wheel
Prologue
It was a dark, stormy night at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and students and teachers alike were all preparing for a very special feast. It was mid October and Halloween was right around the corner. The feast was going to be involving two other schools and there would be a band called the Weird Sisters playing songs for them that night at the feast. But, the feast isn't for a few weeks and the students could hardly wait another day. Harry Potter, in his sixth year, was walking out of the Library and was going to head up to the Gryffindor Common Room, when Lily Thatcher saw him and exclaimed to Harry, "hey, you need to come down to the Great Hall, right now! Professor Craft is going to tell some legends and myths, and from what I've heard they're going to be quite good. Come on, Ron and Hermione are already down there waiting for us!" She grabbed Harry by the hand and they headed down to the Great Hall.
They had reached the closed doors to the Great Hall when Draco Malfoy and the Gruesome Twosome, Crabbe and Goyle stepped in their way. "Move, Malfoy," Harry said with a deep hatred for Malfoy in his eye. Lily looked down to Harry and Draco's hands: they both were reaching for their wands. "I said move, or else!"
"Or else what? You'll tell your mommy? Oh, wait you don't have a mommy. She died," Malfoy smirked.
"She didn't die, she was murdered! She was murdered by the most evil person on earth, Voldemort, and your father still works for him!"
"You can't prove that, Potter. No matter what you do, someone is always going to want to kill you," he turned to Crabbe and Goyle and said so Harry and Lily couldn't hear, "frankly, I hope that Voldemort and my father find a way to kill him, and I hope they kill Granger and those damn Weasleys, too," he turned back around to Harry and said, "your days are numbered, Potter, better live you life to the fullest," and with that he turned and stormed off towards the dungeons.
"That bastard! Harry you can't let him say things like that, you have to do something about it! At least punch him a couple of time!"
"No Lily. If I hit Malfoy, I'll get in trouble and I can't risk that . . . anyway, we should head on in now, I think it's about to start."
* So there's the prologue to the wonderful story so far, I hope that you enjoyed it (hopefully enough to review *hint, hint*) and stay tuned for future chapters of: (cue announcer) PIGS IN SPACE! Just kidding . . . *