Drop Bear
E/O Challenge: 100 Words + Special Challenge: 'Local Flavour'
Challenge word: Guise
Warnings: Mild Language
Summary: Local Aussie lore makes its way to America
A/N: Okay so I'm 43 words off the target but I couldn't cut it any shorter without creating confusion! And I was running out of time :) Also don't ask how a Drop Bear made it all the way to America, I just thought it would be fun to write! I'm thinking of adding another chapter so we can see how the boys take on this Drop Bear, just for laughs, let me know what you think :)
"It's a what?"
"A Drop Bear. An oversized Koala that jumps out of trees and mauls foreigners."
"A Koala? Seriously Sammy, we're in America."
"I know, I'm not stupid, there's no other explanation for it."
"Alright then, how do we kill it?"
"I don't know, Dean, there are a lot of pages detailing how to repel it but nothing on how to kill it."
"You've got to be kidding, these Aussies don't kill these creatures?"
"Apparently not, it says here that local Australians are protected by the large amounts of Vegemite they consume. It then says that foreigners must past through under the guise of an Australian either by putting forks in their hair, Vegemite behind their ears or - Urgh, spraying themselves in human urine to avoid being attacked."
"I'm sorry Sam but you are not, under any circumstances, pissing on me!"