Chapter 1
Melina
and Mickie are talking backstage, "Mickie...John and I broke up
almost 3 years ago." Mickie, "you are talking about John
Morrison right?' Melina, "Well duh?!...Who else would I be
talking about John Cena!?" Mickie, "Yea,(looks relieved )"
Melina, "I haven't seen him in like 2 years. And the only times
I have seen him I have seen him is on ECW and in the hall sometimes
but never say anything. Mickie, "Well then why don't you talk to
him?" Melina, "Because...I don't like him like that
anymore, DUH?!" Mickie, 'Please, Melina come on everyone in the
locker room knows you like him. The only person who doesn't know you
like him is him. So why don't you tell him you like him?"
Melina, "I can't! I'm to nervous...can you..." Mickie, "NO,
NO, NO absolutely not!...I am not going to talk to John for you!"
Melina, "How did you know I was going to ask you that?"
Mickie, "Because, Melina, I know you like that." Melina,
"Mickie, Please?" Mickie, "Ugh, Fine! But you owe me!"
Melina, "Thank you! (Smiles while Mickie walks away)."
END
Later
on...
Melina
and Mickie have a match against Jillian and Beth Phoenix. During the
match, John Morrison came out to watch the match. Melina was winning
the match but she saw John and got distracted, Beth got the roll-up
on Melina and won the match. Melina saw John smiled; John got nervous
and walked away.
Backstage
John Morrison was walking to the
locker room, "Ugh, I was so stupid." John Cena,"Hey
John you ok?" John M.,"No! I went to watch Melina's match
and I was gonna ask her to go out with me but I chickened out!"
John C. "Well don't I ask Melina for you?" John M. "You
would? Aw thanks man!" They both walk away.
Later
on...
Mickie
is going to talk to Jon M. and John c. s going to talk to Melina.
They bump into each other in the hallway Mickie, "Oh, sorry...
(She looks up)John!" J.C., "Hi Mickie! Where are you
going?" Mickie, "To talk to John." John, "But I'm
right here. DUH!" Mickie, "I mean John Morrison!
Wait...where are you going?" John," Well I'm not supposed
to tell you but, John still has feeling for Melina and I'm going to
go tell Melina!" Mickie, "Yea I know well good luck!"
They both walk away. John M. hears a knock at the door, "Mickie
why are you here?" Mickie," Ummm...I came here to
umm...talk to you about...Melina!" J.M., "Melina! ...uh I
mean Melina?" Mickie, "Yea umm...do you remember when you
two used to go out? Well umm... Melina!" John M. "Where?!"
Mickie,"...So you do like her?!" John M., "No! What
are you talking about...Yea! But I can't help it she just...I can't
explain it...I love her! But I don't know how to get her back"
Mickie, "Well I have the perfect idea!"
Later
on
"Hey
Melina?" Melina,"(turns around) John! Oh, wrong John."
J.C., "Yea anyway I came here to talk to you about you know who
(in a whisper voice) Melina. " "Who!?" J.C., "You
know..." Melina, "WHO!?" J.C.,"JOHN MORRISON!"
Melina, "Why didn't you just say that then?" J.C.,"I
tried ugh whatever anyway he likes you!" Melina,"(gasp) He
does!" J.C. "Yea! I was trying to tell you but you wouldn't
listen!" Melina, "Then why didn't you just tell me to shut
up?" J.C. "Yea, right! Like I would tell you to shut up!
You think I want to get a split-leg drop from you...actually...no, no
I love Mickie! Ok but I have the perfect way to get you two back
together." END SEGMENT
