Miranda Shadowind
(To the tune of "Band on the Run" by Paul McCartney)
THE SCENE: The entrance hall. FRED and GEORGE are loosely explaining their final plans to the Trio and Ernie Macmillan.
FRED:
Banned from playing Quidditch
GEORGE:
by an overgrown toad
BOTH:
Now she's taken over
Time to cause,
some mayhem,
that's what she,
and Filch need
Think it's time we get out of here,
grab our brooms and fly out the door,
open our joke shop at last.
We'll do our bit for Dumbledore
then we'll get the hell out of here.
Yeah we'll get the hell out of here
Fast-forward to a short time later...
Well, a crate exploded with a mighty crash,
Wildfire Whiz-Bangs were Phase One
And the teachers told Umbridge while she cleaned up,
"I hope you're having fun!"
Twins on the run, twins on the run.
And Umbridge and Filch, covered in filth,
were searching everyone
For the
twins on the run, twins on the run,
twins on the run, twins on the run
For the
twins on the run, twins on the run,
After the Easter holidays...
Well, Harry needed to talk to Sirius,
about things his dad had done,
Twins caused a diversion in Greg's corridor,
a big swamp it did become!
Twins on the run, twins on the run.
Out on brooms they flew, and the "I" crew,
could not catch either one
of the
twins on the run, twins on the run,
Now there's
twins on the run, twins on the run
twins on the run, twins on the run
The days ahead...
With them gone Umbridge thought things at Hogwarts School
would start to settle down.
But students and Peeves cause chaos everywhere, their source never will be found!
Twins on the run, twins on the run
FRED & GEORGE:
And the Toad of Fudge, and Filch with his grudge
Can't stop us anymore
'Cause our
work there is done, work there is done,
work there is done, work there is done