A Rare Fluff by catbleu at deviantart.

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Ahem. Anyways~ A Fluff Story for our fave Sadomasochistic Couple.

I sat at my desk, counting money as I usually did upon waking up. It was quiet since my partner was still sleeping. He should remain asleep until long after noon. I had just reached counting the third case of uncounted money from last night's bounty when I heard him yawn. I gave I sigh and swiveled around in the office chair.

"Morning, fuck-face." He stretched, revealing his bare hips.

I rolled my eyes at his coarse language, returning to finish counting the last bundle of cash. He snorted then retreated for the bathroom attached to our room. I made sure to ignore him this morning. Once the door closed, however, I sighed. Hidan always slept in the nude and even more-so since we'd become somewhat close. … Unless you were to consider a good romp roughly twice a day more than 'somewhat' close. As I felt my face heat I vigorously shook my head. It was only casual sex to vent the stress is all it is.

"Hey, Kakuzu! Where the fuck is my shampoo?" Hidan shouted suddenly.

"Check under the sink." I replied boredly.

"Why the hell did you put it under there?"

"It helps clear clutter." I grumbled.

I received no response and returned to counting. I shoved all thought of my relationship with Hidan from my head in the process. I finished counting then, as I was about to scold Hidan for the long shower, the water shut off.

"Hidan, if you take another long shower, I will personally see to you death." I scowled anyways as the door opened.

"Like you could pull it off, bastard. Seen the towel?"

I received little shock as he stepped from the bathroom, completely bare. Time to gladly welcome round one of our day…

- End Kakuzu POV - Begin Narrator POV -

"Zetsu, fetch Hidan and Kakuzu." Pein commanded the plant man in the corner of his office. "Tell them they have a mission near the Hidden Sound Village."

The ginger motioned to Konan whom approached Zetsu, folder in hand. She handed over the mission information and he gave a respectful nod. Konan returned to Pein's side as Zetsu began to sink into the floor. He reappeared in the cave just outside the Hidden Rain Village in which Hidan and Kakuzu stayed with, at this moment, Kisame and Itachi. The blue shinobi was the one to greet Zetsu first, sitting on the ragged loveseat with Itachi.

"'Afternoon. Kakuzu?"

"They're occupied at the moment." Kisame snickered.

"Is it for a mission?" Itachi asked calmly.

"Yes. This will be fun." Zetsu sneered, heading for the Immortal Duo's room.

Zetsu arrived at their door, hearing the usual curses from Hidan. What he didn't expect was the door slamming open, barely missing him. Hidan stormed out, his face a deep red with an unidentifiable emotion. Inside Kakuzu was staring after him, face set in a scowl.

"What's wrong, Kakuzu? Get your ugly ass rejected again?" Zetsu mocked.

"… At least I actually get some, mutant plant." Kakuzu growled, readjusting his headgear.

"Well, whatever -bastard. You have a mission so you'd better patch things up."

Zetsu tossed him the envelope then began to fade into the floor. A sneer on his face until he was gone. Kakuzu scoffed, going to grab their packs and placing the information inside. Really, all he did was shove the religious moron on the bed. However he just had to bitch about how he'd just taken a 'fucking shower'. He huffed, slinging the pack around his waist so he could grab his partner's scythe. He found Hidan in the kitchen, chugging straight from the jug of Kakuzu's special 'tea for the heart-s.'

"Oi! How many times do I have to tell you; THAT'S MY TEA!" Kakuzu roared, throwing the nearest object -Itachi's thick-ass diary (er, journal)- at his head.

Hidan sputtered, nearly dropping the jug. He spun around and the glaring contest began. Kisame and Itachi, bored, decided to watch the probable fight between the two immortals. The only thing they relied on for entertainment when living with the two. They were disappointed when Hidan turned away with a 'tch' and replaced the beverage in the fridge. Kakuzu's eyes narrowed when his partner returned to his side.

"Alright, fuck-face, what's our assignment now?" He sighed, noticing his scythe.

"Bounty around the Hidden Sound Village." Kakuzu answered dully, already heading for the exit.

- End Narrator POV - Begin Hidan POV -

Kakuzu took the lead and I followed a decent distance away. My mind replayed this morning's 'activity'. I usually wouldn't mind being jumped by him out of nowhere, I am used to and expecting it. I just didn't feel like it at that moment because… hell, I don't know why. Perhaps I was just tired of being used. I like the rough attention he gives me but it would be nice to receive some thing a bit softer.

"Hidan, what's wrong with you?" Kakuzu's gruff voice disturbed my thoughts.

"What the fuck's wrong with you?" I bit back with a bit of a drawl.

"You were actually being quiet. It was nice." Kakuzu replied, masking all emotion as usual.

"Tch. Fuck off." I replied bitterly, noticing we had just about reached our destination.

Who would have thought that I could think of Kakuzu through such a time?

It's nice having some fluff with these two... not that it is currently visible... xD

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