Disclaimer: It's a good thing Tsubasa isn't mine, or this would totally be canon.
He held it in his hand and looked at it in the most loving way he knew, which still looked like a glare. It looked back at him, with its large, round eyes. It was so cute. He wanted it.
"I... I can't resist you," Kurogane said. "You're just so... annoying... and cute... and... sexily delicious."
Mokona giggled. "Try me, then!"
So, Kurogane opened his mouth, leaned in, and took a big bite.
Pork buns always were his favorite food.
THE END
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