Lets All Go to Wal-Mart!
Chapter 1
Emo Ninja
Disclaimer: I do not own Wal-Mart, or any Naruto or any Gundam Seed Characters.I also do not own Panic! At the Disco, Billy Talent or the Emo Song, that and the bajo are property of someone who pwns! I DO OWN RANDOMNESS THOUGH MWUAHAHAHA! –gets shot by random person- or not…
It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. It was the time, "Time for NINJA SHOPPING!" Yelled out Itachi, who was very very excited. Kakashi rolled his eyes, following the jumping ninja until he reached his room. Both Kakashi and Itachi looked forward to this time. It was when all ninja's headed out to their closest ninja retailer to restock all their ninjaie (Nin-ja-ee) Items and accessories.
Itachi slipped out of his old ninja clothes and into a pair of skinny emo pants, adding on a tight bright pink
Panic! At the Disco shirt and black converse shoes, Itachi looked into his full length mirror and nodded allowing his bangs to flip across his right eye. Yup, he was perfect. Grabbing his acoustic guitar he played a few meaningful chords.
Kakashi, in the room beside Itachi's, got dressed in ripped up black baggy pants; hanging a few chains off of them he slipped on a random black, also ripped, on. Putting on his comfy skater shoes, Kakashi went to go sneak up on the little emo ninja. Meanwhile, Itachi took out on of his throwing knives. "Life's a bitch why won't everyone die why doesn't anyone love me?" he muttered to himself all in one sentence. Bringing the blade down, Kakashi burst through the door, scaring the living crap out of Itachi, who hurled the knife at his poster of Billy Talent, accidentally stabbing Benjamin Kowalewicz in the face.
Kakashi burst out laughing as Itachi's face contorted to that of a frog…or a very angry emo ninja. "YOU OMISH FRUITCAKE, LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY PRECIOUS BEN!" Itachi started to cry and mutter something about mending his bleeding heart. Kakashi left the room slowly coming back with a banjo. "EMO SONG, EMO SONG, THIS IS THE EMO SONG…
This is my e-mo song.
Yes my e-mo song,
Why don't you sing a-long?
To my e-mo song"
Kakashi sang horribly playing random notes on the banjo, making Itachi cry even harder. Poking Itachi in the side Kakashi ran out, squealing something about emo cheese. Itachi let out a final sob, deciding he would put Ben's face to rest later. Sniffling lightly, Itachi grabbed his Ipod and cranked it on Hawthorn Heights, than ran out screaming high pitch how he would buy all the ninja cheese before Kakashi. The ninja shopping spree had then begun.