The 1000th Ghost and Charlie Story

by 1000th Ghost

My little brother and I wrote a story where we took turns writing a sentence after watching the episode "Door Number 16". Don't even try to make sense of it.

The 1000th Ghost and Charlie Story

By: 1000th Ghost and Charlie

Bolded: 1000th Ghost

Not bolded: Charlie

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, aka the kitchen sink, there lived three politically correct pigs.

They were all playing an exciting game of "stuff".

All of a sudden, the eldest pig, Bobical Bob, said, "Holy chicken coops! We've run out of mayonnaise!"

"Egad! And again, EGAD! Did we mention, EEEGGGAAADDD! By the way, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!" said all the pigs.

"Ooh! Ooh! I know who took it!" said Baby Bear, who was, for reasons unknown, in the process of completing a very long and complicated process which turns baby bears into full flesh-and-blood pigs.

All of a sudden, Baby Bear started to glow an odd shade of "giterst".

"Oh, no!" he cried. "The strange, abnormal, and fatal side effects that my doctor warned me about before I started my pig procedure must be taking place! Good gravy, have mercy! Mama Bear! I want my Mama Bear! WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!"

Then, Baby Bear randomly and out of the blue turned into Mr. Crocker.

"SUPER F! YAY FALIURE! FAIRY GODPARENTS!"

Then a random Playdoh horse appeared, grabbed Mr. Crocker (with odd looking arms growing out of its side), and chucked him over the edge of the sink, causing him to turn into an ant which then EXPLODED!

Right before he died, he uttered his last, heart-filled confession to a grain of puffed cereal that someone had dropped: "I…want to…know…what…was…in…in the…second…package…that belonged…to…to…Mr...Smith…"

Out of nowhere in particular, Arnold appeared holding Mr. Smith's second package; sadly, Baby Bear/Mr. Crocker/squished ant had already died, and so, Arnold decided to open the package, but then a bunch of nuns walked by, grabbed the package, and hopped over the edge of the sink, joining Baby Bear/Mr. Crocker/squished ant, but right as they were about to hit the ground, Kermit the Frog appeared and ate them, but then, Kermit was squashed by Buzz Lightyear who was then squashed by Mr. Potato head, Woody, and "Lunchmeat Barbie", who then enslaved the pig population.

The End