The SUpernatureal facfic by rylie
So. Dean and Sam. Sam and Dean. The brothers. They are in an alternate universe where THEY are the demons and theres some demon demon hunters coming for them OH GOSh. and so our story opens.
"Shit dawg," the sarcastic one said. "Look theres some demon demon hunters and we are demon people so thats a problem because they want to hunt us, man."
The other one THe less sarcastic one was Actually the one named Dean who was like "Welll yeah man, i guess Shit its time to die. Lets run"
So they run away and their angel friend Cas9 CRISPRS the shit out of the demon demon hunters because he dont wnat anyone to die. So now that the heroes are safe, and hiding in Demon Land, they decide to discuss their issue over coffee.
"well that was excitin'," Dean said Sarcastically, because he's sarcastic.
"Yeah no shit," said Sam. "I realized that the word 'shit' is coming up a lot lately."
"Thats because you exist, shit man," Dean joked.
Cas9 shows up and said "I am an ANGEL I dont understand human concepts, but I'm helpful, right?"
"Hey remember that time our mom lit on fire on the ceiling and then you showed up in my house right as i was about to have sex?" Sam asked passive aggressively.
"Nope," Dean mutters.