Lovely readers, it is I, Kittona! I live! And I'm finally giving this story a MUCH needed re-write. It's still VERY AU, still short, still silly, still a bit OOC (though I think less so than it was) but it's far less painful to read. I did originally write it like 15 years ago, so one would hope I've improved (college writing classes FTW!)
Anywho, I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho and hope you all enjoy the story!
Hn. I'm Hiei. My mom got me this dumb journal for my 8th birthday. Something about 'isn't it adorable? I found matching ones for you and your sister!' They have BUNNIES on them, for crying out loud! Made me want to burn it really, but Yukina was hugging hers and telling mom how wonderful it was…so here I am, ready to make an idiot of myself.
HIEI'S JOURNAL. KEEP OUT OR DIE.
July 8
Today was obnoxious… I ran into this girl. Well, I ran into her ball. With my katana. For some reason she started balling like a freaking baby. It was just a ball, sheesh. But, whatever. So I dragged her to the toy store and waved my katana around a bit until the 'nice' lady at the cash register handed over a new ball. We were about to leave and my MOM of all people shows up all mad and stuff. Really?! I was trying to do something nice. That's what she's always telling me to do. Ugh, could she just make up her mind for once? She pays for the ball and tells me 'it's coming out of your next allowance young man!' Hn. We took the girl home and then mom proceeded to spend the next HOUR lecturing me about 'proper behavior'.
July 9
Today was so boring. After a morning of watching dumb baby shows with Yukina (she loves that Barney crap with all the singing and hugging), I figured anything else was better and took a walk. There was some weird guy in a paper hat (because who wouldn't want a hat that's going to be destroyed as soon as it rains? Insert eyeroll here) giving kids something that looked like snow on a cone. A little boy was asking his mom to buy him some of this 'sweet snow' as he called it. As the weirdo with the paper hat handed it over I snagged it and was up in a tree before anyone realized it was gone. Don't wanna brag or anything, but I am FAST. And the sweet snow stuff was pretty amazing, not gonna lie.
August 20
Whoever invented clothes shopping needs to die. Slowly and painfully. Who in their right mind needs 50 kinds of socks to choose from? But…Yukina had fun, so I guess there's that at least. After the 15th brightly colored outfit mom made me try on, me made a deal. I'd consent to getting something that wasn't black as long as it had a bad ass Charizard on it. Mom agreed after telling me that I'd be grounded 'til Junior High if I ever said bad ass again. So touchy. I know I've heard dad say it before.
That's all for now, but the faster I get reviews, the faster i'll update ;)