Every time I'm on a mission
Seems to be some wierd tension.
I'll sit down at the lunch room table.
I can talk, Ron's not able.
When I look at him I find.
There's a single question on his mind.
I want it could go back to the way it was
It's aggravating now because....
My whole fandom thinks I'm gay,
When did that start anyway?
Maybe it's the way that I can punt.
That makes them think that I like... girls.
That I like girls.
The goddamn slash fics won't go away.
And my mom asks every single day.
But the way she asks it's plain to the world.
Like "how was your day, Kimmie? Do you like to kiss girls?"
This is the worst,
man, this is my fear.
Now what they want is crystal clear.
My whole fandom now is rocked.
Disney's got me in the closet and the door is locked.
Now my days are such a mess.
It's like I was John Elway, now I'm Ellen Degeneres.
My whole family now suspects
Watching Sailor Moon had side effects.
I'm not gay and that's what I said.
If I'm gay hey, Drakken, strike me dead.
[Green fireball narrowly misses Kim's head]
That was wierd.
Just 'cause I don't like Rob Lowe.
Or my favorite color is the rainbow.
I don't mean to yell but I feel I must
Cause I have scary women lookin at me with lust.
Even Shego thinks I'm gay....Holy crap!
[Kim looking at some kigo pictures on Deviant Art.]
I bet my gymnastics class thinks I'm gay.
Man this song is counter productive.
La la la la la la...
My whole fandom thinks I'm gay.
What do they know anyway?
I wish they'd see through this craze
That cowboy costume was just a phase.
My whole fandom thinks I'm queer.
It's all I ever hear.
But I've been as straight as a ramp
If you don't count Cheerleader camp.