'Why must that infernal shrew continue to whine in my ear!' Klaus snapped.

'I kind of thought that you could ignore it, given that my tongue is buried in your ass,' Stefan's voice was muffled from under the sheet.

'I could if your group chat wasn't full of incessant needy women!' Klaus huffed. 'Did I say stop.'

'I'm hardly going to rim you when you're complaining about my friends,' Stefan shifted up so his chest was lying on Klaus's belly and reached for his phone.

'What are you doing?' Klaus turned wild eyes from Stefan's hand to his face. As if to emphasis his point he thrust his hips up to remind Stefan of his erection.

'Well I was going to diligently reply to each message,' Stefan gave Klaus a smile and tossed the phone over his shoulder. It landed someplace on the floor. 'I put it on silent.'

Klaus muttered something rude that Stefan chose to ignore as he hooked a hand behind Klaus's knee and pushed his leg up to his chest. Klaus head cracked off the headboard when Stefan returned to his task with vigor.

'Stefan where have you been!' Elena said. She was pacing next to the fireplace with her arms folded across her chest.

'I've been trying to call you for three hours!' Caroline stood up and put a hand on her hip.

'I was about to do a locater spell,' Bonnie held up what she thought were Stefan's boxer shorts.

'Yeah Stefan, we all missed you so much,' Damon said in his best Stefan voice.

Stefan smiled at them. Klaus stomped into the room behind him and stopped. 'What's wrong?'

'I don't know, they were all telling me how much they missed me, except for Bonnie, who apparently missed you,' Stefan said.

'Huh?' Bonnie frowned.

'They're Nik's boxers,' Stefan folded his arms. Bonnie looked down at them then tossed them at Stefan. They landed on his shoulder.

Klaus leaned around him and made a face. 'Nice aim.'

'What's going on?' Stefan sighed as he lifted the boxers from his shoulder and handed them to Klaus. Klaus screwed his nose up and tossed them onto the floor. Damon grumbled something about housekeeping.

'Fairies,' Tyler said, glad to be discussing anything but Klaus's underpants apparently.

'I fucking hate fairies,' Klaus snarled.

'Why, did they get the better of you?' Stefan teased.

Klaus glared.

Stefan smirked more.

'Okay, what's going on?' Caroline said.

'Fairies,' Stefan smiled bright and sarcastic.

'No, she means between you two,' Elena said.

'It's too early in the morning for this shit,' Damon said as he poured himself a drink.

'I'll have one of those!' Klaus called out. Damon didn't acknowledge him but he did pour two glasses.

'So how do we know there are fairies?' Stefan said. He lifted the second glass Damon poured, took a sip then handed it to Klaus. Klaus finished it on one gulp. 'Greedy.' Stefan teased.

'Just how you like it,' Klaus smirked. Stefan's tummy flip flopped at the heat in Klaus's eyes.

'Stefan, what's going on,' Elena practically stomped her foot. Caroline did when Stefan stared at Klaus too long.

Stefan recognized the smile on Klaus's beautiful face, it was the "I'm about to deliver my killing blow" face. It made Stefan both nervous and a little turned on. Or a lot turned on.

'Don't you know, I'm his girlfriend.'

Damon bypassed his glass and lifted the bottle to his lips. Elena and Caroline gaped while Matt and Tyler looked anywhere but at Stefan and Klaus.

Bonnie raised an eyebrow and smirked.

'Don't you mean boyfriend?' Bonnie teased with sparkling eyes.

'Oh no love, he's the boyfriend,' Klaus smirked back.

Stefan pinched the bridge of his nose and begged someone, anyone to save him from his life. He was dating, possibly in love with, a snarky, rude, psychotic, paranoid, gorgeous, murdering vampire who was half werewolf who was obsessed with (my obsession is love Stefan, how can't you see that) him, standing in a room with a lit fire, in the middle of July, with a bunch of teenage vampires and witches discussing fairies in the forest.

'Stefan is this true?' Elena said.

'Yeah Stefan,' Caroline said.

'You snooze you lose love,' Klaus shrugged and wrapped an arm around Stefan's waist. He pecked a gentle kiss on Stefan's cheek and Stefan changed his mind, he didn't want saved from this life, not really.

'Fairies...' Stefan said as he slid his arm around Klaus and tugged him into his side. He let his fingers drift under Klaus's t-shirt to touch warm skin.

'Right. They seem to be kidnapping people, confusing them, taking their memories,' Bonnie said.

'Well we should go investigate right,' Stefan offered.

Everybody stood and moved around the room gathering whatever.

Stefan hung back, and pulled Klaus into his arms. He kissed him softly, and after a moment of initial surprise Klaus kissed him back.

'Come on Stefan, bring your girlfriend,' Damon called from the door.

'He is not my girlfriend,' Stefan sighed in irritation.

'Yes I bloody well am,' Klaus complained as they walked out the door hand in hand.

'Wouldn't you rather be my boyfriend?' Stefan said as they crossed the garden. He could see Bonnie up ahead. Matt and Tyler were already out of earshot, and Caroline and Elena were shooting dark looks their way.

'Only on a Sunday morning,' Klaus teased.

'Ugh, no,' Damon sobbed. Elena took his hand but it didn't seem to do anything for him. 'Brain bleach me baby,' Damon said to Elena. She just laughed.