?- Look at you, reading this. Well, let's start with the beginning. It was a dark and stormy night. Nah, just kidding with you. It didn't start like the fairytale Mumbo-Jumbo. Why am I breaking the fourth wall, you ask? Well, because the author is making me break it. Better get D. Trump to make the fourth wall. Let's get started, shall we?
[One year ago]
{Brought to you by Neo feeding author Neapolitan ice cream}
Ironwood- (Codename), we want you to get Roman Torchwick.
You- How much are you willing to pay?
Ironwood- Thirty million Lien.
You- Not enough. Make it three hundred million Lien.
Ironwood- What?!
You- The best isn't cheap. That, and the fact that he has Cinder Fall, Mercury Black, Neopolitan, and Emerald working with him.
Ironwood- Fine. I'sending team Sparta with you, understand?
Then a team of four came in his office.
?1- You called us sir?
Ironwood- Yes Sierra. Your team will work with (C/n) to take down Roman Torchwick and his partners down.
Sierra- Sir, yes sir! *Salutes*
Ironwood salutes back and you left with team Sparta. When you entered their dorm, they aimed their weapons at you.
Sierra- Why did Ironwood hire you?
You- Classified.
?2- Classified my ass. Tell us why Ironwood hired you?
You- Only on one condition.
SRTA- What is it?
You- If you join me, I'll teach you four everything of what I know and possibly more.
All of them were silence awhile before they answer.
SRTA- Fine.
Sierra- We leave here, Oh five hundred hours tomorrow.
You- One more thing, what are your names?
Sierra- Sierra
?2- Romeo
?3- Tango
?4- Alpha
You- Now that's out of the way, let's get some shut-eye. I got a feeling that we got a long mission ahead of us.
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You woke up at your regular time. Oh, four hundred hours. Since softwood often hires you, you know where the firing range is. You spent twenty minutes there and went to the docks.
Sierra- Looks like I'm not the only one who likes to be early.
She said looking up to see your mask. Since you're 6'6"
You- Already looking up to me?
You said messing with her hair. Earning you an agitated growl and a glare.
You- Guess not.
You said as she attempts to swipe at you with her khopesh.
You- Woah! One more swing and there. WILL. BE. NO. MERCY.
She swipes at you again, ignoring your warning. You grab her left wrist with your left hand and punch her stomach, causing her to lose her breathe, not so much her balance as you're holding on to her. You then knee her in the stomach following with a haymaker then an elbow to the face. You felt someone grab the scuff of your jacket and yanked you down to the ground.
?5- Chill, dude.
You hear someone say as you felt something cold holding you down. You look at the person to see he is wearing this. (Without the mask and all white)
You look down to see restraints made out of ice holding you down.
You- Ice job there.
?5- Really, dude?
You- What? Are my puntastic puns not punny enough for you?
You ask jokingly as you break free from the restraints. He looks like he's staring at you in shock from the way he's looking at you.
Sierra- Who are you?
?5- You can call me White Death.
He said taking off his helmet to reveal his jet black hair. He has emerald green eyes with a scar running from his right eye to his chin.
S D- Not everyone can have a face like yours.
He said pointing behind us. We look around to see the rest of Sparta behind us. (Second last is Romeo. Fifth is Tango. Alpha is last. Sierra is the third.)
Romeo- Hey, at least I'm the handsome one of the four of us.
RTA- Who are you?
S D- For now, Snow Death.
Tango- offense, but that sounds like a mercenary quickly coming up with a name.
SD- None taken. Don't want to have cold feet, do we?
He said as you feel your feet getting cold.
You- Puntastic job there, Schnee.
SD- H-how did you know that I'm a Schnee?
He asks as all five of them stares at you.
You- First, do all of you need a shock treatment? Second, I didn't know that.
You said talking out a pair of M1917 revolver out. Inferno and Fire devil.
You- We're burning daylight. Snow, you coming with us?
SD- Sure, as long as there's action, I'm in.
He said taking out an MG34 with the barrel as a blade split in the middle.
You- Welcome to the family, brother.
You said putting out your hand as he stars his MG on his back.
SD- Then what are we waiting for? Let's go!
He said shaking your hand then walking towards the bullhead.
[Time skip to next few hours]
{Brought to you by Nora watching Author making pancakes}
After watching a pancake fly by your window, you stop time almost to a complete stop.
You- Author, could you watch where your flipping those?
Me- First forth wall breakage. Great, I just had that built a while ago. Anyone that's a construction worker, can you help me rebuild it?
You- Don't ignore me, Author.
Me- You know DAMN well that I can delete this story. So, if you want this to be more than a few parts, then I suggest that you, my friend, stay put. Understand?
You- Fine...