Author's Note: Dedicated to my favorite Loud sister. I don't own 'Loud House' or 'Hamilton'. Clear as crystal and 'nuff said… although… I was originally planning to post this up at the beginning of last April, but hey, when work fills up your schedule fast, what can you do? Better late than never I guess.

Feedback's always appreciated as always.

All right, 'nuff said for real. On with the fic!

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The Madness of Luan Loud

(Parody of 'You'll Be Back' from Hamilton, performed by Luan Loud)

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You say
The lines of my jokes and deliverance are far too cliché.
You sigh
In frustration yet heartache when fooled into traps I've devised.
Why so sad?
Remember we have an arrangement on April Fool's Day.
Now it's driving me MAAAD!
Remember, for your entertainment, I'm your girl…

I'll be back, soon you'll see
You'll remember you belong to me.
I'll be back, time will tell,
You'll remember that I pranked you well.
Custard pies, talking dolls,
We have seen that you will take the fall.
And when push comes to shove,
I'll unleash my fully planned buffoonery to remind you of my love!

(Luan laughs in insane hysterics)

Ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ya-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ya-haaa!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ya-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha…

You say my sanity's waning and you can't go on!
There's no anticipating when I am done...
And no, it's not brutality
'Cause you're my favorite family!
My sweet, submissive family!
My loyal, joyful family!
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever…

I'll be back, like before
I will fight the fight and win the war
For your love, for your praise,
And I'll dupe you till my dying days.
When you're gone, I'll go mad.
So don't throw away this fun we had
'Cause when push comes to shove,
(Luan's eye twitches unstably as she delivers a crooked smile)
I will skin our pets and neighbors… to remind you of my love.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ya-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ya-haaa!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ya-ha
Ha-ha-ha…

Everybody!

(Full loud ensemble)
HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAA! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-YA-HA
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-YA-HAAA!
HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAA! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-YA-HA
HA-HA-HA-YA-HAAA!