FFX: As Told By A Prep
Summery: If you were talking on the phone to some prep who has never heard of final fantasy, this is what she might say.
Notes: remember, preps dont play final fantasy games..
So like, there was like, this blonde guy, and...he played like, this WERID game of soccer. Then like, this old guy...er, hot old guy..yeah...yeah, I'm looking at him now. What? Oh...My stupid brat brother made me play it..he said it was good. So anyway..
What? blonde guy? No...He ugly. And hes got a name I cant pronounce. So anyway, these skanky looking chicks ask the blonde guy to sign their balls. NO! *laughs idiotically* I didnt mean it that way.. And then these like, little kids like, ask him to sign their balls, then uh..hold on. *beep* yeah Chelsea. Sorry, I'm busy staring at some hot old guy. What? No i don't know him, silly! Anyway, Ciao! *beep*
Huh? Oh..now the blonde guy is like..running around, and now hes like..laying in a gutter or something. Wow..a ball of water. OOO! The back of his head! I'd die for his hair! *drools* What? What do you mean I'm like, talking too much?
*pauses* anyway, theres like, this COOL scene, where those weird looking people are swimming around hitting each other in the big water thingy. What? Oh, Cool beans! Anyway, so now like..oh crap! I have to actually randomly push buttons now, hold on.
Okay anyway, so now, the hot old dude is like, saying something to the blonde guy. Oh how i wish he was real. What? How would I know how long it is? Er..well, anyway, back to what I was saying.
ooo! They are now like, getting sucked into some portal or something. What? This game sounds weird? Hmm..I'd play it just to swoon over that old dude. OO!! I just said a big word!! *giggles*
wow! Now like, the blonde guy got hit in the head with one of those balls..ahh! some weird looking redheaded guy is smiling. oh the agony! Oooh! big word!! So yeah, the blonde guy is like, in some water by a beach. the scenery is like, really pretty. What? No, the redheaded guy is ugly. No, not that one..the old guy! he was the hot one! Right, so now you get it. Your dumb. *giggles* just kidding!
So now..im moving the blonde dude in the village, i havent really paid attention to what was being said. huh? oh, the voice for the redheaded dude sounds like, totally lame. LIKE TOTALLY! Oh, i know..
Right, so now the blonde guy is talking to some crustinators. what? I dont have the caption on, and thats what it sounded like!..... Because! i dont like to read. *giggles* So now like, i have to find some manner. I know it like, doesnt make sense. whats a manner, anyway?
Huh? Oh, you have to feed your WHAT? Oh..so like, if you don't..it'll kill you? okay, well good luck. Ill call you tomorow. I wana tell you more about this game. Bye bye!! *click*
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This was my first attempt at something as odd as this. pwease read n review!
Summery: If you were talking on the phone to some prep who has never heard of final fantasy, this is what she might say.
Notes: remember, preps dont play final fantasy games..
So like, there was like, this blonde guy, and...he played like, this WERID game of soccer. Then like, this old guy...er, hot old guy..yeah...yeah, I'm looking at him now. What? Oh...My stupid brat brother made me play it..he said it was good. So anyway..
What? blonde guy? No...He ugly. And hes got a name I cant pronounce. So anyway, these skanky looking chicks ask the blonde guy to sign their balls. NO! *laughs idiotically* I didnt mean it that way.. And then these like, little kids like, ask him to sign their balls, then uh..hold on. *beep* yeah Chelsea. Sorry, I'm busy staring at some hot old guy. What? No i don't know him, silly! Anyway, Ciao! *beep*
Huh? Oh..now the blonde guy is like..running around, and now hes like..laying in a gutter or something. Wow..a ball of water. OOO! The back of his head! I'd die for his hair! *drools* What? What do you mean I'm like, talking too much?
*pauses* anyway, theres like, this COOL scene, where those weird looking people are swimming around hitting each other in the big water thingy. What? Oh, Cool beans! Anyway, so now like..oh crap! I have to actually randomly push buttons now, hold on.
Okay anyway, so now, the hot old dude is like, saying something to the blonde guy. Oh how i wish he was real. What? How would I know how long it is? Er..well, anyway, back to what I was saying.
ooo! They are now like, getting sucked into some portal or something. What? This game sounds weird? Hmm..I'd play it just to swoon over that old dude. OO!! I just said a big word!! *giggles*
wow! Now like, the blonde guy got hit in the head with one of those balls..ahh! some weird looking redheaded guy is smiling. oh the agony! Oooh! big word!! So yeah, the blonde guy is like, in some water by a beach. the scenery is like, really pretty. What? No, the redheaded guy is ugly. No, not that one..the old guy! he was the hot one! Right, so now you get it. Your dumb. *giggles* just kidding!
So now..im moving the blonde dude in the village, i havent really paid attention to what was being said. huh? oh, the voice for the redheaded dude sounds like, totally lame. LIKE TOTALLY! Oh, i know..
Right, so now the blonde guy is talking to some crustinators. what? I dont have the caption on, and thats what it sounded like!..... Because! i dont like to read. *giggles* So now like, i have to find some manner. I know it like, doesnt make sense. whats a manner, anyway?
Huh? Oh, you have to feed your WHAT? Oh..so like, if you don't..it'll kill you? okay, well good luck. Ill call you tomorow. I wana tell you more about this game. Bye bye!! *click*
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This was my first attempt at something as odd as this. pwease read n review!