"Yeah, KK, you can star in this movie." The casting director says as he pulls you closer. You rest your head on his chest and feel momentarily guilty that you just bribed the casting director with sex. Well, maybe you should blame your high off his ass manager Gamzee. He was the one who told you that sex was the only way to get anywhere in this business was with sex and drugs.

Gamzee had also told you that Sollux, the casting director, loved male virgins so guess who just lost his virginity to star in a movie! That's right, it was you! Whoo hoo! God, if this movie didn't make you big, you were seriously going to kill yourself…okay, well maybe not kill yourself, but you'll be pretty pissed off. Like really, you didn't care that you just lost your virginity, you didn't really give a shit about it, you just were kind of pissed that you lost it to a guy. You're straight for fucks sake….or at least you think so…

Your name is Karkat Vantas and you are now really starting to question your sexuality.

Sollux is ho- somewhat good looking, he has short dirty blonde hair, one blue eye, one dark brown eye, you think he's like Chinese, or Japanese, or Korean, okay, truthfully, you had no idea his nationality, you just knew he was Asian. Sollux also had this lisp that you found so fucking sex- you mean, it was the most annoying thing on the whole planet and…okay, you had a crush on him.

You always had sworn you were straight and then along comes this asshole, he takes your virginity, makes you practically fall in love with him, changes your sexuality, and what do you have to show for it? Nothing! All you get is a leading movie role that might make your career, okay, that is pretty good.

"Hey, KK," Sollux says snapping you out of your thoughts "I was wondering if you wanted that, I mean a lot of guys try to do what you did, and I don't usually do it… usually I just give it to them for a blowjob, but fuck, KK, you were just so hot and I…shit I should just shut up."

You look up at him in utter confusion, did he really just tell you that you're the first one he's fucked for a part in a movie? Great, you're probably the only one who's ever tried that too so he's going to tell all of his friends that you're a great fuck and you'll let them shove their dick up your ass for a part in a fucking movie.

"So, do you maybe want to get dinner tonight?" He asked. You weren't sure if you should be excited or horrified, maybe you really did have feelings for Sollux.