Make way for King Milo!
Say hey! It's King Milo!
Hey, clear the way in the old bazaar,
Hey you, let us through, it's a bright new star,
Now come, be the first on your block to meet his eye!
Make way, here he comes,
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
You're gonna love this guy
Milo T, fabulous he, king of Atlantis!
Genuflect; show some respect,
Down on one knee
Now try your best to stay calm,
Rourke and Helga are long gone,
Now come and meet his spectacular coterie!
Milo T, linguist is he, King of Atlantis!
Smart as ten regular men, definitely
He beat Commander Lyle Rourke,
The crew thought Milo a dork,
We don't know if he likes pork, that Milo T!
He's not seventy-five; he is younger,
(Doesn't he look lovely, June?)
Packard's much older than fifty-three!
(Fabulous, Harry, I love the wrinkles!)
When it comes to exotic-type mammals
He ain't got a zoo, but I'm telling you
If he did, in the zoo Mole'd be!
Milo T, skinny is he, king of the empire,
That physique, how can I speak
He's got weak knees,
Well, get on out in that square
Fix up your shiny white hair
Then gawk and grovel and stare at Milo T!
He's got one fluffy white Persian kitty!
(He's got a kitty, let's see the kitty!)
But he left it with Whitmore, you see,
(He misses her; well probably)
Has no slaves; has no servants or flunkies!
(Who works for him?)
Brain isn't dim, pretty girl he swims,
We think he's so funny! Milo T!
Milo T! Adventurous he! King of Atlantis,
Heard your city was a sight lovely to see!
And that, good people, is why
He got packed up and dropped by
With A. Ramirez, pencils galore
Gaetan Moliere,
J. Sweet and more,
With Packard, Cookie, The Shepherd's bookie,
And all Vinny's TNT,
Make way for Milo T!
Say hey! It's King Milo!
Hey, clear the way in the old bazaar,
Hey you, let us through, it's a bright new star,
Now come, be the first on your block to meet his eye!
Make way, here he comes,
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
You're gonna love this guy
Milo T, fabulous he, king of Atlantis!
Genuflect; show some respect,
Down on one knee
Now try your best to stay calm,
Rourke and Helga are long gone,
Now come and meet his spectacular coterie!
Milo T, linguist is he, King of Atlantis!
Smart as ten regular men, definitely
He beat Commander Lyle Rourke,
The crew thought Milo a dork,
We don't know if he likes pork, that Milo T!
He's not seventy-five; he is younger,
(Doesn't he look lovely, June?)
Packard's much older than fifty-three!
(Fabulous, Harry, I love the wrinkles!)
When it comes to exotic-type mammals
He ain't got a zoo, but I'm telling you
If he did, in the zoo Mole'd be!
Milo T, skinny is he, king of the empire,
That physique, how can I speak
He's got weak knees,
Well, get on out in that square
Fix up your shiny white hair
Then gawk and grovel and stare at Milo T!
He's got one fluffy white Persian kitty!
(He's got a kitty, let's see the kitty!)
But he left it with Whitmore, you see,
(He misses her; well probably)
Has no slaves; has no servants or flunkies!
(Who works for him?)
Brain isn't dim, pretty girl he swims,
We think he's so funny! Milo T!
Milo T! Adventurous he! King of Atlantis,
Heard your city was a sight lovely to see!
And that, good people, is why
He got packed up and dropped by
With A. Ramirez, pencils galore
Gaetan Moliere,
J. Sweet and more,
With Packard, Cookie, The Shepherd's bookie,
And all Vinny's TNT,
Make way for Milo T!