I'm back everyone! Welcome to my 3rd story! Help yourself to shortbread fudge cookies and Pepsi! This story is called Mary-Sue and is about those absolutely PERFECT OC's everyone seems to make. THEY ARE SOOO ANNOYING! This story teaches a valuable lesson we should all learn. If you don't know what a Mary-Sue is, it's an overused original character. Slight DXS at the end. I hope yall enjoyed this as much as I did!

Mary-Sue

Team Phantom were strolling around the local park, enjoying the quiet and quiet around them and each other's company. The three were chatting gaily, when the bushes behind suddenly rustled. Startled, Danny, Sam, and even Tucker (who was fiddling with his PDA) jumped. Then the bushes stilled and a strange being leaped from behind it. The being, which turned out to be an over-decorated girl squealed excitedly and hugged Danny into a bone-crushing hug. Sam, who had her eyebrow raised at the gesture, remarked, "So I suppose that this is one of your wacky relatives?"

Before poor Danny could answer, the girl replied, "My name is Princess Sugarflower Sweetpea Daphne Angelina Pinky Phantom. I'm a halfa, fairy, princess, angel, goddess and everything else good. My powers are star beams, wish-granting, ghost rays, laser eyes,..." and she drawled on and on, while Team Phantom covered their ears with ice earbuds, courtesy of Danny.

"Umm, interesting name, Princess Sweetflower," Tucker said, while Sam gagged behind him.

"Princess Sugarflower Sweetpea Daphne Angelina Pinky Phantom, that is," the girl replied rudely to Tucker, who flinched. Then she turned to Danny squealing," I know you're Danny Phantom. I am here to help you fight ghosts and be your girlfriend and soulmate. We should date, then get married 1 month later, and have 4 kids who looks like us! Then, we should live happily forever after! Wouldn't that be fun with the hottest girl in the universe? C'mon let's get started!"

Danny stood there helpless and bewildered , while Sam looked on annoyed. "Uh, nice look," she remarked sarcastically.

"Yeah I know. I'm drop-dead gorgeous, aren't I?" Saying that, she twirled. The sprite was partly correct in her declaration. She had knee-length golden- blonde hair, enormous pinkish purple eyes, flirty eyeleshes, and an hourglass figure. She was wearing a fairy's dress, which was a shimmery pink. And everytime she moved, she had glitter and sparkles all stuck over her. Even Tucker and Danny felt too sick too flirt with her. She was just another Paulina.

Finally, Danny spoke. "So..., what are your weaknesses?" he started lamely. The fairy-hybrid gasped loudly.

"Excuse me! DID I HEAR YOU CORRECT? DID YOU JUST ASK THAT DO I HAVE ANY FLAWS? REPEAT THAT QUESTION!" She shrieked, waving her arms dramatically. While Danny pondered for a response, Sam took her Fenton Anti-Creep bat and smacked it over the said lunatic's head. The Mary-Sue passed out.

"So," Sam started while Tucker and Danny's mouths were agape, "What should we do with this Paulina clone?"

"Well," Tucker said, "She did say she was a halfa. Let's suck her in the thermos and transfer her to the Ghost Zone!"

Man, Sam's hot when she whacked that.. girl, Danny thought. "Sure, let's do it. I wouldn't date that creep for anything!"

I'm glad Danny's hormones didn't take over for once. He actually was in his right mind! Sam wondered joyously.

(Meanwhile, after the fairy-halfa-hybrid thing was sucked into the Ghost Zone)

Princess Sugarflower Sweetpea and-what-ever-the-rest-of-her-name-was woke up in the Ghost Zone. Where am I? she wondered. Then, she brushed herself of daintily and went to search for Danny. Meanwhile, a different ghost had other plans.

"WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?"