LUCKYYYYYYY CHANERUUUU!

OHARAKKI! One-shot ftw.

I only wrote this cuz I was sad Lucky Channel didn't come to a better end. Preferably with some Shirogami in it. Sniffs.

It's pretty corny. And too lovey dovey for me. But, eh, I tried a different style of writing, this only took me a day, and I didn't spell anything wrong! (I can't tell if these are good or bad things...)

Anyways, I'll put the second chapter up tomorrow and the third the next day. Yaaaay school vacations! And being sick! Which reminds me, I want some chicken noodle soup.

Found by producer, left on Lucky Channel Set:

Akira Kogami's Top 10 Most Romantic Ways to Say I Love You:

10. A bouquet of red roses

9. Je t'aime!

a cuddly teddy bear

7. A love song~

6. Sending a love letter 3

5. Writing a romantic poem!

4. A cherry blossom kiss!

3. Dropping on one knee with a diamond ring!

2. A passionate kiss on the lips~

1. A simple, "I love you."

Overheard after the show:

"This a stupid list. Nobody really does stuff like that anymore."
*CLANG*
*An ashtray and Minoru Shiraishi slam into the floor with a crash*
"DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!"

"CAK! A-AKIRA-SAMA...? THIS IS YOUR LI...?"

"As if you'd know anything about romance!"

"Wh...wh...where did that ashtray come from?"
"...You're working with me here. I've been in thousands of relationships, felt the aching burdens of never finding a guy good enough for me, put up with the billions in love with me. I'm a dreamer that come's with a heart to spread love again! Learn what real romance is about already, Shiraishi-kun."
"Y...yes m'aam."

"Anyways, Comptiq magazine asked for my expertise to write about how I say, 'I love you,' so you can just shut up."
"Comptiq, huh... I thought that yesterday you were begging for them to let you—"
"URUSAI!"
*STAMP*
"M-my foot!"
"Anyway, who gives a ***** what you think? I'll teach you the basics of romance right now. This will be a useful lesson for you, so put some back into it."
(The producer now sneaks onto set and turns on camera, witnessing the following scene)

"First and foremost is the first impression, of course. When you're on a first date, you can't let him french kiss you. Unless he's really cute."
"Uhhh... Akira-sama..."
"Second, if you meet a guy with an English accent, go for him. Foreign boyfriends are very impressive. Of course, this could just be a misconception because everyone watches too much Axis Powers: Hetalia lately, and who wouldn't fall in love with Arthur?"
"You do realize I'm a boy... And I don't really support yaoi pairings, if that's what you're shooting at..."
"Third, even though you totally expect every guy to say they love you eventually, you always have to act surprised for their confession. For example, say, 'I love you.'"
"A-AKIRA!"
*Shiraishi's face notably red*
"SAY IT."
"Y-yes... ma'am..."
"...Well?"
"I... love you."

*Momentary pause, Akira looks at feet*
"Ah, well, um... Akira's like, whoa! Minoru, this is so sudden! Fawn, fawn, fawn..."
*Akira strikes a cute pose*
"Like that."
"Natural, you say..." *Minoru looks unconvinced*
"Now I'd go on to tell you what to do if, as a variation, you're going with a guy into a hou— oh right, you're too young for that. So in your case, you'd do something like this..."
*Akira turns to look Minoru in the eye, says in cute voice,*
"Minoru, darling, I..."
*Akira's voice and eyes suddenly loses its fake cuteness and she looks shocked as it becomes serious*
"I love you."

(At this point, the producer has to put the camera down in order to help the crew carry the unconscious Minoru Shiraishi to the studio infirmary.)

Aimai Net Darling has been stuck in my head while writing this whole thing. |||"