HAHAHA!
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Sora woke up with memories of a coca-cola bottle and a fizzy pill. Sora lika-da-fizzy. So, Sora set off in search of what happened. Unfortunately, he never set out because Tidus shoved a seagull down his throat.
2 MONTHS EARLIER
Hi. I'm Larry the seagull. I am a loving father of three babies. I always set clocks back 2 months earlier than.
Hello, young child. What are you ASDFETHREHET!!!egfeiughweiurtghiuewtgh!!g;wqk!
2 "MONTHS" LATER
Riku decided to re-enact that Tom Cruise scene where he runs around in his underwear. But he slipped on a random space squid at the last moment and fell out the window. He then flew away and was brutally mauled by an Orca whale.
"Why won't you cut that mullet"
"Cuz' I like it"
"It's gay"
"Nuh-uh"
"Yeah huh"
The cow says, "Gimme all yo' money, fool"
"Put that gameboy up"
"Why"
"Cuz' I can't concentrate"
"Where we goin"
"Wisconsin. Up there in New Jersey"
"Awwwww. Hey, Xemnas! Think fast"
Xemnas did not have time to catch the ball because 3.6 seconds earlier, a man- eating ladybug ate his face off.
"I'll use the power of MUSIC to save us"
Demyx played the first note and the world exploded.
Somewhere on Mars...
"Come on, Roxas. One more slushy"
"Listen up, you fat fuck. I'm not gonna stand around all day buying you fuckin slushies"
"You're just emo"
"No i'm fuckin not"
"Yup"
"sigh NO I'M FUCKIN NO YOU FUCKIN FAT FUCKER"
"Then why do you curse me out"
"Umm...Aw, fuck."
Mars was then taken over by mutant Heffalumps.
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I know, I know. Short. IT'S 2:40 IN THE MORNING! DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO MORE?
Oh well. R&R.