edward nd cedric were chillen in the common room and then edward was like
"wanna have sex im a vampire!"
and then Cedric diggory said "i want your peepee in my poo poo"
and edward was like "i'm cold come warm me up bad boy
and then nick jonas was like "God comes first wear a purity ring lolololol"
and then Bella swean came in and she was like "OMG NICK I WANNA FUCK YOU LOL"
and then nick was like "FUCK THIS PURITY RING" and then he called his brothers and they had
A foursome and they all were fine with it and then cedric got edward pregnant and then
Dumboldore came and CAME
and then they all had tea.