OMG Kenny!

A South Park Love Story

Part One The New Kenny Meets the New Girl

Kenny POV

God why was it no matter what happened this place was still a shit hole? Of course things had gotten better I mean I didn't die everyday and since I started high school girls had pretty much thrown themselves at me. Plus the whole I had completely gotten hot didn't hurt, I myself loved my new goatee going on. But I was halfway through my junior year and something felt … I don't know something just felt missing. Even my friends had started to worry since I hadn't hooked up with any girls lately.

I sighed walking past BeBe and her friends who all together said hello in a sing song voice. I ignored them and kept walking out of the cafeteria to meet up with the gang. The weather was surprisingly nice out and we were getting the most out of it. But when I walked out I didn't see them in our regular spot. So I walked around to the other side of the building to see if maybe they had gone over there for some strange reason.

As I rounded the corner I stopped and stared. My heart beat faster and I couldn't move because there siting in the grass was a girl I had never seen before and she was absolutely drop dead gorgeous. Her legs were stretched out in the grass revealed to the still chilly air, though sneakily hidden by thigh highs and converse's, with nothing protecting her upper curves but a tight t shirt and a long black hoodie with the sleeves rolled. And she sat by herself reading a book seeming of on her own in a fantasy world.

I cant explain it but from just looking at her I could tell she was different from all the other girls. I could tell by a few fact 1) she was outside by herself at lunch reading 2)she didn't wear layers of make up all she had was dark eyeliner 3) her hair wasn't teased and curled or straightened or dyed it was its natural color of a dark black pulled into low pig tails 4) she blew giant bubbles with her gum with an obvious I don't give a damn face and then 5) she was completely ignoring Cartmen who was hitting on her without even realizing she wasn't listening. Much to the laughter of Stan and Kyle.

I shook myself out of it and walked over and hopefully wearing my best what-ever face. I stood beside Stan and asked "So why is fatass hitting on a girl who actually reads? Even he isn't stupid enough to think she would actually be stupid enough to pay him any attention?" I grinned as he flipped me off behind his back still not taking his attention off the girl who in turn didn't take her attention of her book.

Finally Cartman got so mad he said "Fine you stupid bitch don't talk to me!" then sat there pouting. At this she looked up still not really caring but looked at Cartman then with a swift motion punched him hard in the face. Then winked at us with a smile returning back to her book. All three of us almost died laughing as Cartman stormed off holding his new bloody nose.

As soon as he left the girl looked up smiling at Stan and Kyle a wicked gleam in her eye. It was pretty damn hot. They took a seat on either side of her giving her high fives as they laughed together. They continued laughing till I coughed loudly getting there attention. All three looked up and I saw the girl looking me up and down stopping to look at my lip piercing and tattoo on my neck. But she didn't say a word. "Oh sorry dude kinda forgot you were there. This is the new girl Sky and Sky this is our friend Kenny. Kenny your gonna love this chick dude she is so kickass." Stan said.

She blushed slightly and punched his arm saying "Stop it your embarrassing me Stan Jesus Christ I didn't do anything that special. Just punched a fat boy in the face is all. But its his fault for calling me a bitch. If your gonna call me one I mind as well become one right?" Aw she had such a cute voice … wait what the hell where did that thought come from!Damn to minutes with this girl and he made me act weird … nah I must be imagining it.

I sat my self down beside her pushing Kyle out of the way. She smiled at me warmly but after a few minutes of Stan Kyle and me talking went back to reading her book. After another few minutes Kyle and Stan got up saying "Well talk to you later Sky were gonna go see if Cartman is still being a pussy." they started to walk away but turned back and Kyle said "Dude aren't you coming?"

I shook my head and said "Nah I don't feel like putting up with his bullshit after being out for a week. Besides I thought I would stay and talk with Sky for a bit if she didn't mind." she didn't glance up but said it was fine and Kyle and Stan exchanged a grin and gave me a wink saying silently "Go and get some!" I scoffed at them and waved a hand at them telling them to go.

As soon as they left she put her book down and looked at me for some reason studying my face trying to find something about me. She had probably heard about my reputation by now and was seeing if she could tell if it was true or not. I felt uneasy as her light green eyes looked me over. But it passed when she smiled at me again and said "So I finally get to meet the famous Kenny. From what I hear your quite the player. I also hear that you know more about sex then anybody around here."

She said it as a statement not a question or anything but just putting it out there that she knew. It was pretty weird but whatever it was nice to hear a girl come out right with the truth. "Yea well hopefully you also heard I haven't been getting around very much lately." I smiled my best seductive smile and continued "but you can change that right here and right now."

She smirked at me the climbed on top of me her legs on either side of me and she leaned down close to my face her lips almost touching mine, god damn this girl already had me horny, and then in a sexy voice said "Sorry boo im no whore"

"Mmm oh yea ba- Wait What?" I said then turned red as she fell off me laughing. She laid down in the grass next to me turning red from laughing so hard. I looked away trying not to stare down her shirt as she sat up leaning forward making her low cut shirt come forward with her.

I mumbled "Yea well I wasn't expecting anything for real I was just messing with your head to you know ..." I couldn't look at her while I said this knowing that she knew I was lying. But she just smiled at me and I could have sworn she scooted a bit closer to me. She then took my head in her hand and turned it towards her to look her in the eyes. One look and I didn't want to look away … god damn it again with these thoughts! Stop brain stop it!

"Look im sorry I fooled you but I don't whore around anymore especially with players. I still think adorable though and even more so when you blush like that."she brushed a strand of my hair back and I couldn't help but smile at her. For the rest of lunch something strange happened … I actually talked to her! Normally after a scene like that I would have stormed off and hooked up with another girl but as I said Sky was a special case. And Stan had been right she was pretty awesome even though she was a bit nerdy with her smarts and love of reading.

When the bell rang I walked her to her class with lots of girls glaring at her and plenty of guys snickering stupidly and saying way to go Kenny first day back and you already got the new chick in the bag. When ever they said this I got mad and attempted to start a lot of friends but Sky pulled me away telling me it wasn't even worth it and she didn't care. But the weird thing was I cared. I cared when the guys thought I was using her.

When she entered her class she gave me a quick hug and I was so shocked I didn't hug back but I enjoyed in none the less. I felt all special until when I looked in her class I saw her run up to another guy and hug him too … Damn now I felt jealous … Damn what the hell is happening to me today! I walked back down the hall an out the door not evening thinking about going to my algebra II class. Besides I needed some time to think. My head was swirling with strange thoughts and I didn't like it one bit.

I took my normal wall behind the library and lit up a smoke the nicotine calming my nerves. Then I heard a voice I knew only to well accept this time, again for some god damn strange reason, it didn't excite me. It was BeBe saying "Hey hot stuff mind if I bum a smoke and a light?" I turned around handing her one but not saying anything in return. This made her pout and cross her arms as she smoked.

After a few minutes in silence I heard her sigh angrily through her nose and say "Kenny stop playing around you know god damn well I don't just want a cigarette! I want you so either take your pants down now or leave because this is my ditching spot." Same old slut BeBe. Usually these words from any girl would have me harder then a rock but it barely made it wiggle.

I just turned away from her tossing my cigarette into the snow creating a small wisp of steam. Then before I could turn back around I felt the cold wind blow against my legs and dick and without having to look I knew BeBe was the reason for this. She smiled at me pinning me against the wall with her huge tits. I try to wiggle away but to little success. She cooed at me gently "I told you I wanted that big rod of your in me."

Then before I could say no she had her skirt lifted up and since she never wore panties she took my dick in her hands stroking it getting it hard. Damn my dick always doing things I didn't want it to! Then as I started losing blood from my head I let myself rest back enjoying the feeling as she started to ride me and in rhythm with her grinds moaned lowly. Then just as I was about to fill her up a picture of Sky smiling flashed through my head making me scream but not from pleasure.

BeBe smiled obviously thinking something else and pulled back and lowered her skirt and wiping herself of messily with her hand. She winked at me saying thanks and left me with my pants on the ground and my head full of strange guilt.

I heard the bell rang and some how with out realizing it my feet had walked me to Sky's class and I glared down at them. Just one more part of my body that was disobeying me. I didn't walk away though but instead leaned against the wall waiting for her to come out. Then I turned red as I saw her walk out with BeBe who was giggling and smiled at me as she headed off in the other direction while Sky walked over to me.

She didn't say anything to me as we walked down the hall and talked. In fact she seemed perfectly normal, well normal from what I could tell with her after all I had just met her today. Except earlier she had looked at me directly while talking to me and now she looked around avoiding looking at me. Even if it didn't mean much to her it meant something to her that I had just fucked BeBe. Fuck now that wasn't good. I didn't know why it wasn't good exactly but I knew it was bad.

It turned out we had he last class of the day together so I took a seat next to her pushing Cartmen out of my way though he didn't seem eager to sit next to er he took a lot pleasure in staring at her ass as she bent down to pick something she had dropped on her way to the board. I punched him hard in the gut with him whispering harshly "What the fuck you broke ass bitch!" I just told him to shut up and turned to watch as she perfectly answered the AP Biology question.

Finally the bell rang and before I could ask Sky is she minded if I walked home with her she was out the door and gone. I was a little sad when I walked out the door but jumped in surprise when she was right there grinning at me. Evidently she had gotten over what ever was wrong with her earlier since she was now looking at me straight in the eye. I smiled back though trued to pass it off as a slightly annoyed smile.

Of course she didn't buy it. "Well Kenny I have decided that im going to bother you for the rest of day! This way I can keep an eye on you and make sure you don't go fucking in public any more." she laughed and thumped the side of my head. I rubbed it and acted as if had really hurt but I couldn't help but smile as we walked down the street of South Park not really going any where or talking about anything just talking. It was on that day that we silently became best friends.